Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
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Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. During the act, he looked deep in to my eyes before whispering, "Up the arse next time?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
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Laurendorcus 0
You would think that would make your boyfriend proud. Like he did his job so well that you couldnt even think straight. Next time only yell out full sentences and let him know you arent that overwhelmed by him. "oh dear, I do wish you would thrust deeper, but alas, you dont have the equipment neccesary to please me!"
benrlc 0
So why is it FYL?
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Comments (188)
spongebob95 0
lmao #95 so true!!!!!!
devilcatz 13
a teacher?
mika220 1
Well, i guess it depends on the tone of voice, but your boyfriend was probably just wanted you to laugh..
efyurlifeLol 0
hahahaha its ur fault for doin it with a nerd n this is an fml how?? yuh just had epic sexx don't comlain embrase it cuz it may never happen again lol!!!
The__Redneck 7
If you had an ****** the first time you had sex, you should be thankful, not depressed. That"s not exactly common for women. Unless you were talking in netspeak. If so, you might want to consider suicide. Not that I'm recommending it; I'm just sayin'.
MedievalMassacre 0
One of the main sexual aspects that everyone needs is the ability to laugh in the bedroom. He didn't say it during your ******, so brownie points there. He probably meant to get a laugh out of it. If you didn't find it funny, you should have told him. As far as I'm concerned if you had a good ****** (which, as mentioned earlier, is rare for your first time) and your boyfriend has cutesy humor then it sounds like a good night.
dyllpickle94 0
hahahahahaha
radmuffin 12
WIN #25
cjHidalgo 0
how is this a FML?
purple91 8
I'll have your boyfriend if you don't appreciate him. Seriously, how many guys can give a girl an ****** on her first time and have good grammar? Total catch.