Today, my little sister thought it would be funny to send my girlfriend a text saying I cheated on her and wanted to break up. Her response was, "lol whatever I've been fucking Steve for like a month anyway." Steve is my brother, and he won't admit or deny it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was chatting to my brother on Skype. Out of the blue, and just as I read the punchline to a hilarious joke, he said his girlfriend had been cheating on him. I couldn't stifle my side-splitting laughter, and he's been ignoring my calls since. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed via text, after telling me that he'd slept with his step-sister. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my sister answered texts from my girlfriend as though she was me. My girlfriend was glad we had a real heart to heart, even if it was just texts, while I was busy at work. I have no idea what they talked about and I’m too cowardly to break her heart by telling her it was my sister. FML
Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
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gersmer 3
Beat the **** out of Steve
bazookajoey 27
Quite the loving family you got there
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Comments (78)
bhopejohnston 16
At least you know now...
juicy_extasy 25
This could be a double FML... By both of your siblings! =O
Pinto_2015 9
that is f'ed up from start to finish...dump the *****...beat the crap out of your brother...and break your sister's phone for good measure...
Lalala579121 28
You better thank your little sister.
DoomedGemini 38
I don't see why the sister should get out of this unless she did it to intentionally bring it to light. If she didn't know, she intended to **** up what was thought to be op's good relationship. If the girlfriend wasn't cheating it could've made their relationship. Both siblings are terrible(unless she meant for him to find out about it).
PrideOfTheFallen 19
Kick your brothers ass, or set up your brother and sister and make them both look like creeps. Ruin love for then forever
gunnerblaster 21
I tend to try and advocate a peaceful resolution to problems, within a household, but I would beat the shit out of Steve.
saffy66 34
Best case scenario - he won't confirm or deny because he thinks you should know better. And she only said it to hurt you like she thinks you hurt her. I've been in that position; I told my ex husband, after he admitted cheating, that our son was actually his brother's child. That was completely untrue; we'd never fooled around. But I wanted him to feel my pain. I hope this is the case in your situation, OP, and that you can all sort it out.
alyciawatkins37 13
Well I guess it's good you broke up then!
abab111 5
Wow. Kinda glad your sister texted her. That's terrible though. I'm sorry.