Today, my little sister thought it would be funny to send my girlfriend a text saying I cheated on her and wanted to break up. Her response was, "lol whatever I've been fucking Steve for like a month anyway." Steve is my brother, and he won't admit or deny it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was chatting to my brother on Skype. Out of the blue, and just as I read the punchline to a hilarious joke, he said his girlfriend had been cheating on him. I couldn't stifle my side-splitting laughter, and he's been ignoring my calls since. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed via text, after telling me that he'd slept with his step-sister. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my sister answered texts from my girlfriend as though she was me. My girlfriend was glad we had a real heart to heart, even if it was just texts, while I was busy at work. I have no idea what they talked about and I’m too cowardly to break her heart by telling her it was my sister. FML
Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
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gersmer 3
Beat the **** out of Steve
bazookajoey 27
Quite the loving family you got there
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Comments (78)
grantasarus 2
Personally I would send your brother some pics of her just to let him know he is second best then take your sister out for a burger, and explain that you will listen to her next time! The way it's written she obviously knew!
LittleAlice92 19
So really your sister did you a favour.. FYL op!
ladycoco8 20
What a ****. The girlfriend. She doesn't deserve you, OP (:
xn3x 10
Scotty doesn't know Scotty doesn't know So don't tell Scotty!
iHyperModz 22
Thank your sister. You can do better than that.
JKPwnage 27
1. Your sister's a little shit 2. At least you know that your (ex-)girlfriend is a cheater.
christinamarie17 29
God dammit Steve.
LycanGod 27
damn, that's one bad way to find out
worldsucks 4
I made an fmylife profile specifically so that I could leave this message and maybe you'd see it. Stop talking to him. There is a secret that not many people know...Family members should be given the same amount of chances that anyone else you know would get. You didn't choose to be related to your relatives. If they are shitty people, leave them behind. Don't blow up, don't try to retaliate, don't say anything snarky on the way out. Just choose to not talk to him again. Tell him that you don't want to spend any more time with someone like him. The idea that his actions were so abhorrent that his own brother ceased contact with him might be enough to make him realize that he's disgusting. Maybe he'll change--but don't waste your time waiting around for it. The same goes for your ex and anyone else who has been an asshole to you. Go create a family of good people to surround yourself with.
Summaria 10
Could it be your sister knew and didn't think you'd believe her if she told you? If so: Hats up to your sister.