Today, my little sister thought it would be funny to send my girlfriend a text saying I cheated on her and wanted to break up. Her response was, "lol whatever I've been fucking Steve for like a month anyway." Steve is my brother, and he won't admit or deny it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was chatting to my brother on Skype. Out of the blue, and just as I read the punchline to a hilarious joke, he said his girlfriend had been cheating on him. I couldn't stifle my side-splitting laughter, and he's been ignoring my calls since. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed via text, after telling me that he'd slept with his step-sister. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my sister answered texts from my girlfriend as though she was me. My girlfriend was glad we had a real heart to heart, even if it was just texts, while I was busy at work. I have no idea what they talked about and I’m too cowardly to break her heart by telling her it was my sister. FML
Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
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gersmer 3
Beat the **** out of Steve
bazookajoey 27
Quite the loving family you got there
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Comments (78)
ChadHelton 8
she may have known and done you a favor.
KagamineRinny 14
this sounds like a reality tv episode jfc
figure_of_bleach 0
nice family..
anthony99 14
Your family is ******* evil
Terminator78 6
So you have a satanist sister, a ***** as a girlfriend and a brother who seems to be ashamed enough not to admit it but evil enough to not deny it.......................................................wut castrate all of them and run away, Venezuela for example, south america is a good place to flee from america.
rabbi1010 29
what if the sister knew and didnt know of a way to talk about it?
bad_boyfriend 10
If Steve didn't catch an ass whipping, you aren't a good brother.
Drentiful 9
Bro, whether she's kidding or not if your text that your sister sent sounded legit and she took it that way and didn't care. Then you for sure need to move on. That's some bullshit.
radiocaf 29
that's ****** up, she needs dumping for cheating, he needs a good beating.
empbob 20
Almost sounds like your sister did you a favor... I wonder if she already knew what you hadn't seen?
itzover900000000 2
Sounds like you're dating a ****.