Today, my little sister thought it would be funny to send my girlfriend a text saying I cheated on her and wanted to break up. Her response was, "lol whatever I've been fucking Steve for like a month anyway." Steve is my brother, and he won't admit or deny it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was chatting to my brother on Skype. Out of the blue, and just as I read the punchline to a hilarious joke, he said his girlfriend had been cheating on him. I couldn't stifle my side-splitting laughter, and he's been ignoring my calls since. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed via text, after telling me that he'd slept with his step-sister. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my sister answered texts from my girlfriend as though she was me. My girlfriend was glad we had a real heart to heart, even if it was just texts, while I was busy at work. I have no idea what they talked about and I’m too cowardly to break her heart by telling her it was my sister. FML
Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
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gersmer 3
Beat the **** out of Steve
bazookajoey 27
Quite the loving family you got there
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Comments (78)
patte_fml 19
Bei, this is a true ****** up situation. FML for this time.
AkaPanda 12
Kinda seems like maybe she knew and didn't know how to tell you so she played a "prank"
mrd1997 19
What a nasty *****. And your brother is ****** up for sleeping with your girlfriend. I'd beat the living shit out of him if I were you. And id also dump that ****** ass, and let her know that It was your sister ******* with your phone, and that you're the better person than her for being loyal.
RealSuperSand 21
I had something similar happen to me once with a close friend and an ex. At the very least you owe your brother a broken nose.
revieced 13
well, you probably should thank your sister
davek 36
PUT PASSWORDS ON YOUR PHONES PEOPLE
khorstmye 15
I don't think that's quite what your parents had in mind when they taught the two of you to share your toys...
Zarcissa 34
Am I the only one thinking that it might be some other Steve? To my knowledge Steve is a common name.
pjsr 33
In that case, why wouldn't the innocent Steve deny it?
justfml22 13
You actually should thank your sister.
gunzerker 8
sounds like your sister knew your brother was banging your gf.