Today, my little sister thought it would be funny to send my girlfriend a text saying I cheated on her and wanted to break up. Her response was, "lol whatever I've been fucking Steve for like a month anyway." Steve is my brother, and he won't admit or deny it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was chatting to my brother on Skype. Out of the blue, and just as I read the punchline to a hilarious joke, he said his girlfriend had been cheating on him. I couldn't stifle my side-splitting laughter, and he's been ignoring my calls since. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed via text, after telling me that he'd slept with his step-sister. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, my sister got caught cheating on her boyfriend. She was cheating on him with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my sister answered texts from my girlfriend as though she was me. My girlfriend was glad we had a real heart to heart, even if it was just texts, while I was busy at work. I have no idea what they talked about and I’m too cowardly to break her heart by telling her it was my sister. FML
Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
gersmer 3
Beat the **** out of Steve
bazookajoey 27
Quite the loving family you got there
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (78)
Fas4wd 13
You have awful siblings
Limeila 10
What if they really didn't and she lied to try and hurt you?
enginsteve 17
make sure you bang your brother's wife after he's been married a few years. cause a massive rift, watch her take half his shit in the divorce. **** him
allforfun 23
I love this idea.
tiger820 20
bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks!... if your brother had any loyalty he at least should have told you he was slept with your girl and you should leave her right after it happened. since he didn't he gives no ***** about you!
lovethatstach 18
why the hell did people downvote you? this was hilarious.
HighasaCloud 46
They don't call the meme Scumbag Steve for nothing
chr1sF 12
Can't pick family
kalbrek009 20
My exe (years ago) felt guilty about sleeping with my younger brother while I was out of town & told me the day after it happened by way of a phone call...he however, told our mother that I made it up...she believed him, he then told me she (the exe) had called him up saying another person was driving my car & he needed to come get my car...one thing led to another (that she'd supposedly come onto him)...yeah, right...that's why he brought a friend to have a 3 way with her?
local77 6
if he won't deny you know whats on op....
lalaney 14
That sucks but it ended a messed up thing sooner than later. Ultimately it was the best way to find out, and it's good you found out.