Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML
Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML
Today, my best friend’s girlfriend took his phone and blocked me on Facebook, all because I wrote him a heartfelt Happy Birthday message on his wall. I found out because he messaged me from another account explaining what happened. She refuses to understand that we’re strictly platonic friends. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
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Sungod 0
1. Remember what they said 2. Improve the points they hate about you 3. ??? 4. Profit!!
princesscinnamon 0
you should have messed with her info page then changed the email address and password so she couldn't get back onto her account next time have fun with it
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Feverrotes 15
Here's what you should've done. Send hate mails to all her friends on her account (which are so hardcore to the point none of her friends' would give a **** what she had to say to try and make up for it). The next day she comes crying to you because she has no one else, you win her ass over, good times.
CyclonePsycho 1
Why were you looking through her email to begin with?
XoXo_21 0
no one accidently leaves that kind of information open.. they wanted you to read it.. hope you got the hint.. get new friends.
iluvpandas 0
YDI for being a snoop
eATT 0
I love all the "YDI FOR SNUPINGZ". Like half of you WOULDN'T do the same. Sucks OP. I understand why you did, but, like someone said, snooping leads to disappointment AKA truth. Hopefully you don't do something as childish as they did.
cthulhu1138 1
What's with everyone yapping about revenge? There is nothing here to avenge. Trying some half-baked revenge scheme will merely reinforce their opinion of you and waste your own time to boot. If those messages showed valid reasons why someone might hate you, the problem's probably on your part. If it looks like something you did, it might be time for a bit of self-improvement. If your friends are just being petty, find new ones. I have seen several instances where a circle of friends had "that guy" who nobody liked but ended up hanging out with anyway. Said person was either obnoxious or just plain stupid.
Sapphy 0
looks like you are your group's 'karen'. either your friends are just assholes or you are the real bitch. before you find new friend or even bitch them out, figure out what you could have done wrong for them to hate you. because if you bitch at your friends before finding out what you did wrong they are just going to slap everything bad about you in your face. so in the end they would not be the bad guys but you would. so if needed to be, try to be a better person. if you decide to leave your friends for new ones, leave quietly and dont say anything to them. its an easier and less explosive way to end the friendship. me and my friends did something somewhat similar. a friend of our was constantly a bitch, controlling and rude. so we started ignoring her. she didn't talk to us and we didn't talk to her. the end of friendship was official without even a single word said.
Mehhhh312 0
C'mon now, if you find your friend left their facebook logged on your computer, the first thing you always do is change their status to something like "it's been too long, i'm coming out. I'm gay.", then move on to the "interested in", the interests and activities, etc. Screw the inbox. YDI
ole_and_lena 0
"Pay no mind to those who talk behind your back. It simply means you are two steps ahead"
michaelcarell 0
I bet it was all a test to see if you'd read stuff on her profile or not.