Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML
Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML
Today, my best friend’s girlfriend took his phone and blocked me on Facebook, all because I wrote him a heartfelt Happy Birthday message on his wall. I found out because he messaged me from another account explaining what happened. She refuses to understand that we’re strictly platonic friends. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
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Sungod 0
1. Remember what they said 2. Improve the points they hate about you 3. ??? 4. Profit!!
princesscinnamon 0
you should have messed with her info page then changed the email address and password so she couldn't get back onto her account next time have fun with it
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Comments (114)
jessxoxo28 5
well its time to get new friends instead of "improving ur self" on wat they hate about u or "blackmail" even though i dont get how its blackmail (#1 & 2) wouldnt u rather want real friends than backstabbing bitches?
Sungod 0
If all your friends like to talk about how much they hate you, it is indeed possible that they are bitches, but it is way more plausible that you're the one who's doing something wrong. So I would use the information to improve yourself to make sure the next time you get any friends, they will like you. If you're having trouble with people: first look at yourself to make sure they're the problem, because it's much easier to change yourself than someone else. (Especially if someone else consists of multiple people)
hedgehogs 0
Confront the axxholes and dump them.
DeathByFalchion 0
**** those bastards and go find some other friends.
HearMeOut 0
Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahhahahahahahha. thats awesome.
Emperor_Jim 0
That sucks... people can be so two-faced. You should totally confront them about it, like by saying, "Hey, do you guys hate me?" Then watch them build a big web of lies and contradictions and then BAM! Hit them with the Facebook thing. They'll feel like shit, and you can go find some new friends.
Starfire22 5
Become friends with the person who had to lie to thier mom about having friends, I'm sure he wount hate you...
Starfire22 5
Opps Misspelled that, o well..
Rico5037 0
was looking at her facebook with out permission one of the reasons ?
eMo_gurll200 0
YDI and karma's a bitch. just saying. cos really if they hate you THAT MUCH 1. u shouldn't be friends with them and 2. DON'T LOOK IN HER PRIVATE MAIL IN THE FIRST PLACE!
Dr_Pepper_fml 3
YDU for violating her privacy...
XxDarkSatoshixX 0
to princesscinnamon: that is illigal to do