Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML
Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML
Today, my best friend’s girlfriend took his phone and blocked me on Facebook, all because I wrote him a heartfelt Happy Birthday message on his wall. I found out because he messaged me from another account explaining what happened. She refuses to understand that we’re strictly platonic friends. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
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Sungod 0
1. Remember what they said 2. Improve the points they hate about you 3. ??? 4. Profit!!
princesscinnamon 0
you should have messed with her info page then changed the email address and password so she couldn't get back onto her account next time have fun with it
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meatrash 0
Wow- that sucks! I feel really bad- and although it was wrong to go snooping in her emails- this is what you should do for nexttime. Write on her status, "IM GOING TO GET A SEX CHANGE BECAUSE I WANT TO BECOME A MAN," then upload full on porno vids onto her profile so when she opens it they will just play automatically. Procede to just screw her face book up and if she has a boyfriend- then write something really mean and hurtful and just plain bitchy on his profile and ask for a breakup. That'll teach her. But then again- that mite be going a little far. all the best of luck and u should find some NEW friends. =)
nevershoutnever1_fml 0
what a bitch of a friend
toniebabeyyx 0
they obv arent good friends if they are doing that.so if i was you. GET NEW FRIENDS!
If0nly 0
FYL but YDI for snooping
peace2213 0
uhh she will hate u more for checking her facebook just saying lol
koda446 4
my friends did the same thing about my other friend and now she is a super modle and they work at mc donalds and BK
CRlovers123 0
uhmm why wouldn't u just log out? creepy. YDI for creeping her profile
pavloviandoggy 4
I really don't see why people assume she deliberately snooped. If I got my computer out of sleep mode, and the first thing that popped up was the facebook homescreen, it would take me awhile to notice that it wasn't my account. Personally, this girl sounds petty. If one of your friends is doing something that annoys you, ask her to politely stop. If you hate her, stop going to her house. Learn to talk to people if they bother you instead of being passive- aggressive.
sportygurl3 0
aaaw :/
autumnnn14 0
why are you on her facebook? you shouldve logged out instead of looking, buy sense you were on, you shouldve made her interested in to woman or something.