Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML
Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML
Today, my best friend’s girlfriend took his phone and blocked me on Facebook, all because I wrote him a heartfelt Happy Birthday message on his wall. I found out because he messaged me from another account explaining what happened. She refuses to understand that we’re strictly platonic friends. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
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Sungod 0
1. Remember what they said 2. Improve the points they hate about you 3. ??? 4. Profit!!
princesscinnamon 0
you should have messed with her info page then changed the email address and password so she couldn't get back onto her account next time have fun with it
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Comments (114)
v0armd9 1
Maybe if you didn't do things like go through their Facebook behind their back they wouldn't hate you. Dumb bitch
Suaria 38
And this is why I despise girls. They either talk about how much they hate you, shopping or boys.
xXNerrrdXx 16
1-Quit looking into other peoples stuff. 2-Get new friends
Brad31_fml 21
I don't feel sorry for you in the slightest. You need to change yourself, get new friends and learn to not stick your nose where it doesn't belong. Don't do just one of those, do them all. YDI.
Simbaby 23
Time to print those messages off the internet and ask them when you see them if they like you and then have those messages as backup .pull them out of your bag and be like BAM! See this !?
MrPortalFan 21
This may be part of the reason why. You know, looking through other people's Facebook isn't ok.
Tressa1982 18
That's what you get for snooping lol seriously though dump her after confronting her
worldclassrager 41
You are you and you shouldn't change but if you want to keep them a friends you might have do or just find better friends
tia_waring 10
Wtaf! Your " friends are really f*cking messed up! You deserve better :)
fivehuskies 6
YDI For snooping.