Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML
Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML
Today, my best friend’s girlfriend took his phone and blocked me on Facebook, all because I wrote him a heartfelt Happy Birthday message on his wall. I found out because he messaged me from another account explaining what happened. She refuses to understand that we’re strictly platonic friends. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
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Sungod 0
1. Remember what they said 2. Improve the points they hate about you 3. ??? 4. Profit!!
princesscinnamon 0
you should have messed with her info page then changed the email address and password so she couldn't get back onto her account next time have fun with it
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Comments (114)
Ninjaface 0
F your friend's life for leaving his facebook open at your house. Now that you know he's been trashing you behind your back, you have everything you need to exact your sweet revenge...
zombienightmare 0
get them all together, pour gas on them, flick your Bic! ....is that too much...?...
NothingToCompar1 0
I would have my sister or someone else beat that bitch silly!
midnight_rain 0
Are you too much of a pansy ass to do it yourself or something?? OP, GET REVENGE! This actually really sucks... And honestly people? Dont deny it, you so would have snooped too, dont make yourselves out to be gods here.
ultraslick 0
Maybe they hate you because you do things like read other peoples private conversations.
cassyjones 0
uuuummmmmm maybe they hate u because you're snoopy and insecure!?
joy1523 0
you do deserve it for snooping. lesson learned. and no, not all of us would have done the same thing. i couldn't care less about what my friends messages on facebook say to each other. if they have something i should know about they would have told me. if not, its still not my place to go poking around.
mae18_fml 0
happened to mmee too !! HATE THAT SHIT but ooohh well find some new friends ! :P
katiewubsmusic 0
What the hell, if they talk about you like that, they're the ones who're insecure, and they have no life talking about their friend like that. Ditch them, there are a lot nicer people out there. Frealls. ;D
idkmyuser1 0
You shouldnt have been snooping BUT, they shouldnt be talking badly about you behind SO WHAT I WOULD DO IS SINCE YOUR ON HER FACEBOOK..HACK IT AND PUT PENISES EVERYWHERE! :D payback.simple.
SweetPotatoVines 0
YDI, you should mind your own business. What you don't know doesn't hurt you.