Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML
Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML
Today, my best friend’s girlfriend took his phone and blocked me on Facebook, all because I wrote him a heartfelt Happy Birthday message on his wall. I found out because he messaged me from another account explaining what happened. She refuses to understand that we’re strictly platonic friends. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
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Sungod 0
1. Remember what they said 2. Improve the points they hate about you 3. ??? 4. Profit!!
princesscinnamon 0
you should have messed with her info page then changed the email address and password so she couldn't get back onto her account next time have fun with it
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Comments (114)
Stumblebum30 5
If she really hated you that much she wouldn't be at your house. I'm guessing she really does like you but wants to be part of 'group' so she pretends she doesn't.
sharon_ellj 0
He can't change the password. If you do change the password they will ask you for the original one and i doubt the OP knows that.
hk_fml 9
You probably shouldnt have been going through her messages like that! But I suppose that's what you get for it.
f_alltheirlives 3
"I hate xxxx" "Yeah same here, he's the kind of person to look through one's emails and messages!" "I know" "Let make out like lesbians" "Lets!"
Lisa89 3
Why is she going around your house is she hates you anyway? And meh, maybe you should take into account what they said, could be a good way to improve.
turdburgers 0
If the criticism's valid, use it for self-improvement. Should've left a new status on her profile though, maybe changed some interests.
mstairs1987 0
YDI for snooping, if a friend of mine leaves facebook or anything else logged in at my place... I do the RESPECTFUL thing, and LOG OUT! Seriously though... That just shows one quality that I would hate someone for too, being untrustworthy
polico_wolf 0
SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE
Imranaziz 0
you have no right reading other ppl email.
div01 2
leave a comment on ur own page saying how much "she" wants to bone you first. Then make a message that was supposed to be to "you" talkin about how she hates you and never wants to see you again ever, and "accidentally" send it to all of her other friends. Then delete her account, only after changing her fb status to "i lovec (your name here)'s penis last night!!! MMMMMMHMMM!!!! win.
123sploosh 0
most definitely a win
n8equalsd 0
YDI for being a snoop. And also for being the one in the group that everyone hates.