Let down
Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, my normally-prudish girlfriend grabbed my crotch and said, "I want you to fuck me like I've never been fucked." I obliged. She loved it, until after we'd finished, when she decided that she felt "cheap, gross, and used" and started a huge fight. FML
Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. Unfortunately, she started fake-moaning like a pornstar before I even entered her, totally killing the mood and my boner. She swore she hadn't moaned, accused me of not finding her attractive enough, and angrily left. FML
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Top comments
ohhhhshizzz 0
Well sex isn't always good for the first time you have to know what to do. Play with the clit:] Lmao, seriously you have to do all those things for the GIRL to get the ******. Good thing she was blunt
DeafChef 0
you didn't take her virginity. she gave it to you.
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Comments (259)
koji_fml 0
haha
lazzy_azn_gurl 0
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YDI for having sex b4 marriage...
TuxedoBento 1
Yeah cause finding out that their sex sucks after marriage would be so much better. -.-
KronikDysentery 0
Agreed, wholeheartedly. People who praise 'God' need to get their bible out of their ass and realize that it is a storybook written by Man.
st0815 9
I agree - if he had waited for marriage to deflower his girl, then she would be stuck having lousy sex with him. Now he has to go to all the trouble of finding out what she likes and actually please her.
Tubasaurus 0
OH NOES! Somebody on the internet doesn't conform to my personal set of strict moral standards! Get over yourself please.
Dude_fml 0
Because if you are married, you cannot find out what your wife likes and please her? Oh, please.
ohmyerica 0
Would you care to share some other bullshit gems that your church and parents have fed you over the years?
GabriLee 0
Who says she's Christian? Maybe she just thinks sex should be saved for marriage because that's how she feels herself? And if she is Christian, who are you to bash her for it?
miss_california 0
i think people are mainly taking issue with the fact that she is saying the op deserves it for not acting according to lazzy_azn_girl's personal morals, which is unfair, rather than specifically her (supposed) religion. personally i am not too keen on christianity either, but let's not pay out lazzy_azn_girl simply because her beliefs are different to ours - she can choose her own religion & which morals she wants to live by, and it wouldn't be very nice to force our own ideas onto her ;)
O_HALEZ_NAW 0
YDI, really?! Not everyone has the same values about marriage.
Antoyal 3
I love how like 95% of FML's comments are judgements handed down from people ("You're an idiot for banging that ****," "Don't get so drunk next time, DUR," "Oh, that's so f'ed up, but YDI for screwing him on the first date," etc.), but the moment somebody lets even a teensy bit of religion guide their judging people jump down on them with both feet. Suddenly it's all "Who are you to judge," "Maybe not everyone shares your values," etc. Funny how that works...
lolbitch 0
yea i know!!
lolbitch 0
Are you catholic or something????
Delilahlilah 0
#139 is so incredibly right. People on FML are often jerks.
Antoyal 3
No, I wasn't raised Catholic but I do admire people who try to stick to their morals, even when it's difficult. Anyway, it has become so mainstream and conformist for our generation to bash religion it just bugs me. People do it without thinking, and pat themselves on the back for being "open-minded" for it. The hypocrisy is delicious. :)
myfishisBOBA 0
Lol I don't understand why some people want to "wait" for marriage. Just think about divorce rates nowadays. If you get remarried, you're not pure anymore. What then? I read an excerpt for the book "The Purity Myth" and how its unhealthy for girls to prize themselves over their virginity. Cause once you lose it then you're a dirty ***** with no purpose... but that's not true at all. Sex is meant to be enjoyable! That's why women have clits (there is no function for the clit other than pleasure...which confuses biologists and makes evolutionists happy) Oh! And those ceremonies where women pledge their virginity to their fathers. That creeps me out real bad.
ponu 0
People are missing the real problem with this statement (regardless of how one feels about the religious overtones). It implies that the sex would somehow have NOT hurt if they were married. That, my dear girl, is illogical. Btw, I lost mine to my boyfriend. We were each other's first and last and have been together for 6 years, and married for 2. So don't give me that bullshit about waiting until marriage. Some relationships make it, some don't - regardless of vows.
HELLOASHLEYLYNN 0
A storybook? Minus God and Jesus in it, lots of the bible has been proven to be actual historical events.
jacobs_double 0
I agree about them being proven, but it doesn't necessarily make the events true as they were told. like the parting of the red sea. it was proven that there is a reef where it was supposedly parted, and if winds reached 60knots or higher, it would have parted enough for people to walk across. so it could be a storybook. not that I'm saying so.
eagle20 0
hahaha dont feel too bad man it happens. its ok just keep having sex and she'll relize that it gets better with time
whiskeyloverrrr 0
fail
withfire 0
Maybe the problem was that it was only a few minutes later. Spend more time on her.
nice18 0
Don't worry about it. The first time is always bad.
dotVillain 1
If you were a virgin before hand - It's really not a FYL or a YDI. If you weren't - It's a FYL for sucking at sex even after having practice, or a YDI for not learning. I can't choose, on this one! Help me anon!
nick0011 0
Lmao ... next time make it good???
TheMongoose333 0
I'm starting to think onigiriqueen is a troll. Either that or just an unnessecary(sp?) shit-stirrer. But yeah, for a lot of people the first time is a let down. Very much a trial and error process :p
onigiriqueen 0
unnecessary
rachybubbles 0
Actually it is 'uneccessary.'
zanyone 0
FOREPLAY, FOREPLAY, FOREPLAY!!!! get her into it! play with her and kiss her body all over and go down on her. if the sex is going to be about you then of course she will be disappointed.