Today, my boyfriend surprised me by offering me a foot massage to ease my sore feet after a run. I asked for a lot of pressure. Now I'm back home in a walking boot after being diagnosed with a fractured fifth metatarsal bone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML
Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML
Today, I finished a full marathon and just wanted to relax and get pampered by my husband afterwards. Instead, I spent the evening taking care of him and his back because he had a spasm. Don't worry, he feels much better now. Meanwhile, I can’t move my legs. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my boyfriend because he decided to run over my foot with his new fancy bike. I think my foot's broken. We can't afford the bike, much less the ER bill with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke a glass in the kitchen and accidentally stepped on it, cutting his foot. He asked me if I could help him clean his cut. Apparently, he's ticklish and I now have a huge bruise on my chest from where he kicked me. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML
Today, I went to see a podiatrist, two weeks after having major surgery on my abdomen, only to be told I might need surgery on my foot. FML
Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML
Today, I was getting ready for work. When I stepped back, my ankle rolled and my fat ass landed on it with my foot sideways under me. Now I’m in a boot for 6 weeks and have 6 weeks of physical therapy ahead of me. FML
Today, I tried a new workout routine at the gym. I was feeling great until I dropped a big-ass weight on my foot and had to go to the hospital. After hours of waiting, the doctor told me that I had a broken toe and would need to wear a cast for six weeks. The worst part? I have a job interview next week. FML
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Top comments
arano 29
HULK SMASH!
thejonac 21
nonetheless, A for Effort for your boyfriend
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Comments (55)
arano 29
HULK SMASH!
paravoz 30
Damn it! I am too late...
cat4651 15
Your boyfriend has some powerful hands!
illusong 16
He wants to show you how strong he can be ._.
MRSwick2525 23
By fracturing a bone in her foot?
saba_ajira 29
I guess he didn't want to disappoint…
thejonac 21
nonetheless, A for Effort for your boyfriend
mxgirl1998 26
Yeah-at least he tried hard
MegasaurusRex89 28
That's gonna be a fun story to tell! Your boyfriend sounds sweet though. His heart was in the right place; maybe not his hands, but definitely his heart. :)
Stillalex_fml 7
Too much pressure to hurt her feet U call that sweet !
corky1992 33
Considering not every guy is willing to rub a girls feet, yes it is sweet. She probably had something wrong with her foot from running and he made it worse, but he was trying to be nice. Not like he did it on purpose.
wanted_2_want 40
Be careful of what you wish for... Or rather, what you asked for.
hard_candy 25
op was offered though.
zach205 24
10, though OP asked for a lot of pressure
iwanttogotoparis 26
Well at least he was trying to help
FemskyD 26
Haha another Career oprotunity shot in The face
llamingo 8
Another oprotunity to spell right shot in the face
Dick_diamond 22
He doesn't know his own strength.. Sweet thought, though..
zach205 24
Let's just hope your boyfreind isn't considering becoming a chiropractor.