annababyyyy
Rockville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend pretended to be reading braille while touching my chest acne. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
amber
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Scabby
Manchester, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
Qwerty
Australia
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
A little higher, dude
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
tooembarrassed
Brisbane, Australia
Today, I was cuddling with the man I've been seeing, and he started caressing the mammoth of all pimples on my back. He continued fondling me while lecturing me on the dangers of skin cancer. FML
RazorBumps
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad women's anatomy
Today, my boyfriend asked me why I have "crotch acne". When I attempted to explain that I have razor bumps from shaving, he got mad and said I was lying and insecure about my obvious facial and bodily acne problem. FML
omgboobs
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML
kjdhfakjs
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Woof woof
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
again?
Olympia, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML
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thesmeagol 22
Did it by chance say '**** off'?
spoo 24
Well, what did it say?
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spoo 24
Well, what did it say?
MeanBeagle 22
one bump two bumps big bump *sneeze* bump
UnidentifiedFun 37
#9, I'm glad you're funny to yourself at least.
im_a_black_guy 10
You win
wanted_2_want 40
C'mon 16 it was kind of funny, except for the sneeze part.
Enslaved 38
I thought it was kinda funny. Always loved Dr. Seuss' books. One Fish, Two Fish.... is my favourite book from him to this day.
MeanBeagle 22
when you sneeze its written achoo.. which rhymes with two Lol
j_cat187 20
that's a painful thought
thesmeagol 22
Did it by chance say '**** off'?
MeanBeagle 22
well apparently it didn't say stop. and neither did op
Jason_Splendor 4
Well, we don't know that.
devildog562 33
Better then connect the dots.
Enslaved 38
I always thought that the small bumps around a women's nipples were Braille for "suck here". Maybe the BF was just trying to feel his way down to get to the prize? ;)
Toodle_doo 15
Wtf?
tony1891 22
your boyfriend is....unique and awkward
weveallbeenthere 30
be glad that he likes to touch you no matter what your skin condition.
Meowdisen 15
Yes. Absolutely. Different skin blemishes and markings are just more unique places you can touch on your significant other! And shows your comfort with each other.
DocBastard 40
That was just another excuse to touch the boobs. Any man will use any excuse to touch boobs.
munzapoppa 18
Its her boyfriend...he need no excuse to touch her boobs
Gabilliam 19
No no, #13, never go titty-grabbin' without permission, relationship regardless.
starcaller17 16
He needs permission but not an excuse. That was all
davincidasecond 24
Yes 13, her boyfriend, not her owner.
WCARlover 35
I keep an acne wash in my shower and wash my shoulders and chest with it and it worked wonders so if you don't already that's something you could try :)
LunaaBluee 27
What's the name of the product you use ?
foxwasalamb 24
i use ancedote. its an organic hippie dippy one. works pretty well
badluckbayan 16
What's the name of it?
Narayan96 13
That awkward tension though
bsell4 8
Is she trying to say her boobs are small or was she serious
atav 17
You obviously missed the fact op said acne.