Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML
Today, I'm temporarily staying at my parents' place because my mother injured her knee and can't walk, and for the second time, I caught my father walking around with his bare dick. FML
Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML
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Top comments
cryptic26 12
That man seriously needs to invest in a lock.
caitylynn05 16
Lol, why did you keep going to see him after the first time??
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Comments (109)
CourageScruffy 1
Poor Dad he can't even jerk one out without being interrupted. FYL OP Dad :/
lininnes 6
You deserve it for not learning to knock since the first time.
doodlebug33 20
His favorite song must be "Do The Jerk"
PerCat 12
I guess he wants to beat the snow tiger
FrankHotpants 31
No, the first time he was punching the clown then he tried hog tying the dolphin, and finally man handle the meat saw.
gioo_fml 6
Accidentally? Come on knock before you go into a room dumbass.....
Zombie_Sea_Otter 9
Sure is going for gold isn't he?
joanniejore 7
You'd think that by the third time both of you would be more careful!
Ibeatmyself 3
At least you know he's healthy enough to do that still
griffy14 9
Well, if you would leave him alone maybe he could finish.
MDNative 6
i agree, your life sucks.......BAD!