Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML
Today, I'm temporarily staying at my parents' place because my mother injured her knee and can't walk, and for the second time, I caught my father walking around with his bare dick. FML
Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML
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Top comments
cryptic26 12
That man seriously needs to invest in a lock.
caitylynn05 16
Lol, why did you keep going to see him after the first time??
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Comments (109)
phatdaddy62 23
Knock first!
aligater10 7
Time to start saving money and move
uzee 29
Well at least you know that he's still capable of making you a sister :D
Xotoolyxo 16
Your name up top, sums it all up...
amifaiyaz 12
I suppose knocking isn't a big thing in your area?
GamerGriffin 10
bad timing??
sengmeng 4
Once is an accident, twice a coincidence, three makes a pattern.
Kendrah18 19
Quit interrupting then. Gad damn. Haha.
outsidehitter7 9
Someone needs to learn how to knock...
HeartOfLead 24
Your father is the epitome of endurance.