Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML
Today, I'm temporarily staying at my parents' place because my mother injured her knee and can't walk, and for the second time, I caught my father walking around with his bare dick. FML
Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML
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Top comments
cryptic26 12
That man seriously needs to invest in a lock.
caitylynn05 16
Lol, why did you keep going to see him after the first time??
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Comments (109)
1dvs_bstd 41
Maybe you should knock? Call him from the outside?
Savner 16
Just do what I do and don't ever leave your room. Problem solved.
The_Thinker 18
The third time is... not the charm in this instance, no.
Cristian89 29
He's just giving it a morning squeeze lol
BlesstheSilence 11
You might wanna find a massive dose of eye bleach to possibly unsee that.
ulissey_fml 22
"Dad ? " "Yes, dear. Wank an eye do for you ? "
ThatOneDrummer 8
Looks like you have announce your presence before you even get close to any rooms.
eternal_malaise 10
Apparently he has an attractive daughter.
Caitie_kid 8
Blech. You are f*cking disgusting. Go away perv.
Axipiter 24
I... Can't even pretend to laugh at this. ******* gross. You suck, 31.
LegolasPrincess 10
Unfortunately for OP what has been seen can not be unseen!
empath 20
I feel bad for your father. He's in a state of desperation. He might be incapable of stopping himself until he finishes due to an impulse, even after the embarrassment/frustration of having his daughter walk in multiple times. It could also mean that he's very depressed lonely and needs that brief moment of release to make himself feel better.