Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML
Today, I'm temporarily staying at my parents' place because my mother injured her knee and can't walk, and for the second time, I caught my father walking around with his bare dick. FML
Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML
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Top comments
cryptic26 12
That man seriously needs to invest in a lock.
caitylynn05 16
Lol, why did you keep going to see him after the first time??
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Comments (109)
martin8337 36
Giggity?
the_real_dvd 21
That dude's got some stamina.
ifavela89 13
lol gross where do you keep walking in on him?
sasyquin 13
Could be worse... U could have walked in right when he came and made eye contact.. But its still awkward to see that i recommend THERAPY ASAP
TheBrochure 22
Worse than that still: his load could have made eye contact with OP!
perdix 31
I'd think after the first time, you'd learn to walk backwards and make lots of noise as you entered rooms. On the other hand, your mum has a job to do!
jennifertayli 8
3 times? "accidently"
TheGewt 7
I can see the first two as an accident. But not three
psiloveyou15 12
Invest in some horse blinders and earplugs. Or avoid your father at all costs today.
maximus_prime 24
He must be a Manchester City supporter, Go Man United!!!
abeg157 14
You should probably beat it.
worldclassrager 41
Lock yourself in your room...you should be safe...