Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML
Today, I'm temporarily staying at my parents' place because my mother injured her knee and can't walk, and for the second time, I caught my father walking around with his bare dick. FML
Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML
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Top comments
cryptic26 12
That man seriously needs to invest in a lock.
caitylynn05 16
Lol, why did you keep going to see him after the first time??
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Comments (109)
ThatOneGirl560 5
I'd say you need to knock or he needs to lock. Either way... good luck unseeing that
TyLloyd 7
At least let him finish once
an3ph 20
Congratulations on your virile genes.
moosetracks22 10
Poor OP. I almost saw my dad once without any pants *shudders* and that was bad enough. I can't even imagine catching him wanking three times in a day, you must need bleach for your eyes.
AmorVitae93 6
maybe you just keep interrupting the poor man!
tehdarkness 21
Like for op's name
mjms1 4
so one might assume that since you accidentally did it you might do it some times on purpose?
jonnyscash 12
Probably the sexiest thing I've read all day.
mbuck87 19
Stop ******* going in there then?!
noir_heart 8
It didn't say where OP's dad was doing it. He probably moved so she wouldn't think he was still doing it and then she'd accidentally walk in on him again.
WingedApollo 12
Did he stare you down and finish