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Today, I discovered my boyfriend has a thing for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant though, my roommate is. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has a thing for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant though, my roommate is. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has to picture someone else when we have sex. The most recent: my roommate. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he watched True Life I'm Pregnant. Now I know why we haven't been having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
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Top comments
epoh_fml 0
sucks for you :/ is the baby his?
waimcyked10 4
He's attracted to pregnant woman? Hopefully he won't get you pregnant for the sake of it. lmfao
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Comments (134)
his_girly 0
So?? If u trust him then it shouldn't matter op. Not an fml
missmadii 0
not if he already did something with the room mate which may be how she found out he had a thing fir preggo women the 1st place
perdix 31
Don't worry, she'll be unattractive to him in a few months. Get some other dude to knock you up, and you'll have him back in a jiffy!
smiley_ily 0
aha, sucks for you. you should talk to both of them !
Eyeliner_fml 0
maybe the babys him?
sindy23 0
my bf has a thing for feet
Pagliaccio 1
I have a thing for flat stomachs (not necessarily a six pack on a chick) and nice looking asses. if she looks decent then even better and if I have a good time (not even talking sexual) then even more awesome.
CAhereIcome 0
i like how u say the flat stomach thing wen your talking to someone with such a flat stomach. lol
funkymunky27 0
hey is that really u cause if it is....WOW
Pagliaccio 1
67, yea 38 is beautiful...both of them.
Vanessaxx 0
lmfao! maybe you shouldn't let your boyfriend **** your roommatee?
Vanessaxx 0
oops I read it wrongg; nevermind(:
lizardking7106 0
Good advice either way lol
jonny2x4 0
Your bf must like blowing raspberries on pregnant women's bellies, that or he really likes dark areolas. Does he have the "Ready to Drop" DVD collection btw?
Sycopoison 0
All of you ******* who think this is funny are sick, sick bastards. He LIKES to **** pregnant women? Do you have ANY ******* IDEA how that is? The woman is carrying a ******* CHILD. Jesus, anymore and this is just as bad a 4chan. Also: Burn your boyfriend at the stake.
RedPillSucks 33
The OP says he has a "thing" for pregnant women. That doesn't have to mean sex, just attraction. Also, it's quite possible for a pregnant woman to have sex. Not sure what the cutoff is, but my wife and I did that somewhere in the 2nd trimester. It's not like you're going to have a lumpy headed kid or something... A lot of guys can't go through a 9+ month dry spell.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Hey, pregnant ladies get it on all the time! It's not like it's touching the baby >.<
femalepimp 0
messed up.
sweetdreams999 0
lol @1 it's funny you were the first to comment on this one.