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Today, I discovered my boyfriend has a thing for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant though, my roommate is. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has a thing for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant though, my roommate is. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has to picture someone else when we have sex. The most recent: my roommate. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he watched True Life I'm Pregnant. Now I know why we haven't been having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
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epoh_fml 0
sucks for you :/ is the baby his?
waimcyked10 4
He's attracted to pregnant woman? Hopefully he won't get you pregnant for the sake of it. lmfao
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Comments (134)
fistnazal 10
75 has dirt on his lip
bshatzer42 2
well obviously its because your roomate likes to **** and you dont. try doing it sometimes and he wont be attracted to the girl with a baby inside of her just because she is getting some
Jeremy36 0
I'm with 122 but if he still is then he's ****** up and you shouldn't want to be with him
ChantelleAshleyy 0
thats kinda messed up
thechief50 0
not divorce if you ain't married
pansy2me 0
pregnant women ARE beautiful. there's something about an expecting mom, they are Sexy! I've never felt Sexier than when I was Pregnant. 3 times.
Lucy_L 0
dump him!
1LL337 0
YDI for dating a weirdo
babybluehun0327 0
this reminds of me alan from two and a half men lol
undeadpinkladie 0
My husband also has a thing for pregnant women, and mothers. More so than me, I am the mother of his only child.