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Today, I discovered my boyfriend has a thing for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant though, my roommate is. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has a thing for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant though, my roommate is. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has to picture someone else when we have sex. The most recent: my roommate. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he watched True Life I'm Pregnant. Now I know why we haven't been having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
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Top comments
epoh_fml 0
sucks for you :/ is the baby his?
waimcyked10 4
He's attracted to pregnant woman? Hopefully he won't get you pregnant for the sake of it. lmfao
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Comments (134)
aznpopgrl02 0
wat if he cheated on u with ur roommate? maybe that's why u think that ur bf has a thing with prego ladies cuz it's his kid??? jus a possibility
JackedUpOnMtnDew 0
Your boyfriend sounds like Alan off of Two And a Half Men... haha there is this one episode where Alan gets turned on by this prego lady. But Op.. that really sucks :/
aznbaddie 0
prego sex FTW!
davek 36
Be very careful about ******* him, he might make holes in the condoms
cincin75 0
8 trust me, belly is so tasty. I tried. :(
cincin75 0
damn, I mean it is NOT tasty.
JesseJaymz 0
...thas nasty....
nivri 0
I'd do katillete (inside joke)
Michaelax540x 0
that's just ******* weird.
huskydude18 0
MAURY MAURY MAURY..i hope i spelt that right