Hartland, USA 36 years-old
Today, I lost a bet with my girlfriend. I now have to wear a shirt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month. FML
Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me telling me she's pregnant. FML
Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML
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