Today, my boss is now so comfortable with me that she doesn't even try to hide the fact that she goes digging for gold in her nose through every conversation we have. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, thinking that I was alone at work, I started rummaging through my nose, trying to find something interesting. It was only after about a minute that I noticed that my boss was looking straight at me. FML
Today, my new office mate offered to let me smell her deodorant. This was after clipping her nails, before pulling out her needle point project, and while complaining how overworked she is. FML
Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
Today, I realized that my boss is able to read all the emails my coworker and I send each other. Most of them are about how she is such a shitty boss. FML
Today, I found out my boss likes to shit talk about me when I'm not around. The best part is that I don't know what I've done to piss him off. FML
Today, I shouldn't have told my boss that I was interested in management. She now throws any problem she doesn't want to solve at me and either gets mad when I can't work it out or takes credit when I do. FML
Today, I went to my boss with concerns that my manager is dumping her responsibilities on me. He agreed and told me to just do whatever she wants. She gets paid twice as much as me to talk on her cellphone all day. FML
Today, my boss keeps pointing out similarities between his wife and me. I genuinely dislike her, and have feelings for him. FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
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MrScootyPuffSr 16
From the boss: today I was so desperate to get out of a conversation with my employee that I blatantly picked my nose in the most disgusting way possible. It didn't work. FML.
PuppiesKisses 19
I'd hand her a tissue.
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Comments (29)
hamiltonma 22
Is your boss a four year old?!
MrScootyPuffSr 16
From the boss: today I was so desperate to get out of a conversation with my employee that I blatantly picked my nose in the most disgusting way possible. It didn't work. FML.
thestoryofacaleb 14
This sounds like something Michael from the Office would do to Toby
aliciousness116 16
Hahah oh yeah lol, Michael would definitely do that. :P
Delta_0DST 12
Seems legit
_ballislyfe 15
Why would she think that's okay???
TheKingOfHearts 19
This is the third comment. BUT WAIT DID YOU SEE THAT? THE THIRD COMMENT.. A TRUANGLE HAS 3 SIDES ILLEOMEOYJI CONTIRMEAS
TheKingOfHearts 19
Wow, gold diggers drive me crazy. This comment has also been moderated.
Tejanoswhy 19
Tell ur boss to install a goldmine somewhere else
TheKingOfHearts 19
And then she'll really find gold and be in a better place then all of us. Dx
PuppiesKisses 19
I'd hand her a tissue.
TAntobella 14
My boss farts and burps whilst sitting next to me and talking to me. All the time. I told him off several times but he can't be bothered. **** our lives, OP.
nickie_94 18
I hope she doesn't work with food
Tripartita 45
Hey, she's gotta do /something/ between TEDx conferences!
idk_rose 25
this made my day
jessamaryann 25
my boss is so comfortable with me that she talks about yeast infections and all that stuff. all because we share the same birthday.