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Today, I discovered my boyfriend has a thing for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant though, my roommate is. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has a thing for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant though, my roommate is. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has to picture someone else when we have sex. The most recent: my roommate. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he watched True Life I'm Pregnant. Now I know why we haven't been having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
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Top comments
epoh_fml 0
sucks for you :/ is the baby his?
waimcyked10 4
He's attracted to pregnant woman? Hopefully he won't get you pregnant for the sake of it. lmfao
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Comments (134)
chellabella856 0
uhmm well get pregnant?
omgdoublefml 3
What's harder than nailing a baby to a wall? Apparently his **** while doing it!
Wes3625 6
one easy way to fix that... lie! Say your pregnant. What were you thinking?! ; )
cwells0430 12
Probably because he knows she won't get knocked up again
Larco_fml 3
During my first pregnancy my husband and I were surprised to find out that it was a big turn on for him. I don't know what it is, but it certainly doesn't hurt the baby, nor does it make me feel insecure around other women when they are pregnant
cats54321 19
That's really weird