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Today, I discovered my boyfriend has a thing for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant though, my roommate is. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has a thing for pregnant women. I'm not pregnant though, my roommate is. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has to picture someone else when we have sex. The most recent: my roommate. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he watched True Life I'm Pregnant. Now I know why we haven't been having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
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Top comments
epoh_fml 0
sucks for you :/ is the baby his?
waimcyked10 4
He's attracted to pregnant woman? Hopefully he won't get you pregnant for the sake of it. lmfao
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Comments (134)
Pickledpiesss 0
pregnant women are soooooooo sexy
welandedonthemoo 5
saysayok u look pretty ;)
RedPillSucks 33
By the way, epoh (hope) is hot, pregnant. If you ever want a lumpy headed baby.....
Classless 0
Me and #80 have something in common.
Famousxxx 0
i got asked out all the time when i was pregnant, it was kinda creepy. one guy told me it was even better that i was pregnant.
xocourtxo 0
maybe he just likes the face that the girl is pregnant... untill you actually have a child and then he'll prolly dump your ass.
Antologia 0
F your roommate's life. She's pregnant and does not have a family and a place of her own.
love0128 5
I agree with 96. Deff F the roommate's life. It so sucks to be her! Kid on the way, no father around, unless it's the OP's boyfriend, and still living with a roommate. Tht has to suck!!
missmadii 0
how do u know there's no father around? u don't have to live with Ur bf to have a kid uk
panchpanch 0
he cant get a real 3way..
LowLives 9
hmm I wonder how she got prego