Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML
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Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to skip school with him. His mom came home early. I had to hide in his closet and wait 6 hours for her to go to her book club meeting. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I was staying over at a friend's house for the weekend. Some girl he knows invited us over to watch a movie. She spent the whole time ignoring the movie and clinging to him, trying to get him to stay, and completely ignoring the fact that I was there and that he was basically my ride. I felt like walking home. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
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Top comments
Jewelofagal 2
That's a creative excuse! Still, it means you no longer have a boyfriend.
IScreamRawr 4
They will be doing more then the project.
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Comments (130)
fearfulsymmetry 1
If he planned on cheating on you, do you really think you would have told you? unless he's really that stupid...
fearfulsymmetry 1
*he would
pear_flavored 15
He might have been telling her as a precaution, so that if someone called her and said "hey your boyfriend is going home with so-and-so" he would have an excuse. I'm not saying we shouldn't give op's boyfriend the benefit of the doubt, but this seems like he's trying to cheat without anyone suspecting anything.
killabee 0
Even if they aren't ******* this still sucks. I don't mind female friends, I don't even care if they hang out without me, but having sleepovers is crossing the line.
Cinn_fml 23
If this is a regular occurence then it is cause for concern, if it is a one off, or she happens to be a good friend as well or whatever, it becomes less of a concern. Maybe give him the benefit of the doubt this time?
deadlydeadd 2
shut up you state the obvious every time
fml_as_usual 0
ur hot in a librarian way, either way, i dig it.
Cinn_fml 23
Who states the obvious?
libbye 0
it really doesn't matte what they'll be doing. if she's uncomfortable with it, that should be enough. he should respect her enough to not have another girl over for a sleepover! that's totally crossing the line.
goldiefox 0
hey what about wigwams and teepees?
LittleMissWendeB 0
totally agree. even if they don't sleep together he is cheating if he's aware it hurts her.
RedPillSucks 33
What if she's uncomfortable because she's immature? Why should he bust a gut because she doesn't trust him?
st0815 9
That's BS LittleMissWendeB.
Gloritank 8
but did she tell HIM she doesn't like the idea?
perfect_jenny 0
totally agreed! if she wanted a male round to sleepover im sure he wouldn't be comfortable with that.. no man I've been in a relationshit with would of :3
LiveThenDie 2
20 I agree! OP you need to talk to your boyfriend again about the situation. He should respect your opinion on the matter. But remember, you have to listen to his side of the story too!
SHANNON_fml 0
You just sound insecure to me.
DocBastard 40
Presumably OP is still in high school...so how are the boyfriend's parents ok with a girl sleeping over?
honeybee366 0
her forhead is ******* huge!!!!!
Morgana666 6
Or college
CoachLlama 5
No problem! Tell him you have a man that wants to hang out with you while your boyfriend is busy and he will be having sleepovers with you. Ya'll plan to stay up all night watching "twilight", eating popcorn and talking about what an idiot your bf is. Or you can just be your bf's doormat. Your choice.
masterrbASIAN 0
coachlamma = win.
blaine72 0
#95 username = win
Icyyy 0
FTW
tanishpradhan 20
How is she being his doormat? It's okay for him to have other girls over.. She should trust him to be faithful..
joan_darc 0
Believe it or not, boys and girls can sleep in the same room and not have sex. They might not even sleep in the same room. Unless he gives you a bit more of a reason to doubt him I suggest you trust the guy.
SHANNON_fml 0
#28 i completely agree!
my_user_name 7
#28 has it right. It sounds like you guys are young, in high school I assume, so if his parents are agreeing to a sleepover, it's a good bet that they will not be in the same room and certainly not the same bed. Unless you guys had other problems in the past, trust him!! If this is all you have to be upset about, you are lucky.
Bartimaeus 7
seriously. trust the kid. stupid American sex propaganda sh!t is all over the place these days...
unhappypixie 4
I like ur dog
BelleElle_fml 0
Threesomes are hot. ;)
rizzle120 4
threesomes are the best somes!
mastahpg1 0
belleElle, you are hott!!
ImSoBaKed 0
I agree mastahpg1
Nick_1993 2
your hot. even hotter in a three some i bet
Nick_1993 2
my bad belle is
zun19a 0
she's looks 12
nadia716 3
haha i have to agree also with belle :]
zun19a 0
haha ok the chick under me looks of legal age haha hello there lmao
zun19a 0
sick piercings
BelleElle_fml 5
105 - Hahaha, I'm not 12, I'm 17, but thanks. At least, when I'm thirty it'll mean I look about 25. XP
nadia716 3
hey lol and thanx :]
zun19a 0
no you'll look 30 haha jk I'm playing I'm playing! :)
severussnake42 0
#33 so do you(;