Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to skip school with him. His mom came home early. I had to hide in his closet and wait 6 hours for her to go to her book club meeting. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I was staying over at a friend's house for the weekend. Some girl he knows invited us over to watch a movie. She spent the whole time ignoring the movie and clinging to him, trying to get him to stay, and completely ignoring the fact that I was there and that he was basically my ride. I felt like walking home. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
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Top comments
Jewelofagal 2
That's a creative excuse! Still, it means you no longer have a boyfriend.
IScreamRawr 4
They will be doing more then the project.
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Comments (130)
theprey 0
sounds legit to me.
zun19a 0
i love those projects haha
tilbot07 0
My ex-bf from 10 years ago tried that. I dumped him and never looked back.
Zebidee 9
While it's theoretically not impossible that this is legit, back in the real world, I'll guarantee he's cheating on you, or intending to. Setting up an alibi isn't the same as making sure you know what's going on. I'll go one step further with my predictions: you've never been cheated on before. No-one ever sees it coming the first time.
iltby 3
Oh what rubbish.
zun19a 0
yay for weed!
waldoo37 8
I'd like to say just trust the guy OP, but if it really bothered you he wouldn't let her sleep over and he'd make other arrangements. unless their really good long time friends in that case stop butchin'!!!
Hannahmarie21 0
I know how you feel. In fact my boyfriend is sleeping over at my bestfriends house right now. and he said he wouldn't sleep there again....what a liar. :'( I'm sorry......I know how it feels....horrible doesn't it?
mcsquanch 0
hes ****** her! and u r buyin it
batj03l 0
oh please stop being an overly possessive jealous bitch and get over it OP. I mean I did a project with a girl and she slept over, my gf was totaly fine with it and we didnt do anything.
TrustMeImaDR 0
Or he speaks to the dog the way he speaks to you?