Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to skip school with him. His mom came home early. I had to hide in his closet and wait 6 hours for her to go to her book club meeting. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I was staying over at a friend's house for the weekend. Some girl he knows invited us over to watch a movie. She spent the whole time ignoring the movie and clinging to him, trying to get him to stay, and completely ignoring the fact that I was there and that he was basically my ride. I felt like walking home. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
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Jewelofagal 2
That's a creative excuse! Still, it means you no longer have a boyfriend.
IScreamRawr 4
They will be doing more then the project.
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Comments (130)
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
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Woot!
ChubbyCake 5
^ You sound happy. I hear a threesome!
TheWhiteDemon 0
totally agree, Chubby
maryjaneslover7 0
I think that chubby chicks pretty hot
WearingHats 14
Same.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Sounds good to me'
jakii_ 0
so what if she's chubby? at least she loves her body. somewhere i need to get to. Amd i think she's pretty attractive
WithaKay 4
Chubby's her name......
StoryOfTheYear 15
HINT HINT
warpig182 0
BE SAFE MASTUREBATE
anorexicbarbie 8
12 I'm sorry, but please put something on...
zerobahamut03 2
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At least he told you OP. Some boyfriends wouldn't even go that far to tell their girlfriends. Only reason you are on here is because you don't trust him or because you're the jealous type. In which case stop because no one likes a psycho jealous girlfriend. rawr.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Batbie, why'd you block me?
anorexicbarbie 8
I didn't block you, :(
anorexicbarbie 8
Stupid comment didn't post, but I didn't block you. And how does that make me rude? I didn't say, "hey you stupid fat bitch cover up dem rolls!". I'm glad she's comfortable with her body, that's a good thing, but that doesn't mean that everyone has to see it.
honeybee366 0
girl...you need to go to Victoria's secret and get yourself a new bra. I did..I was where you are...turns out I was wearing the wrong size. a new bra will make your breasts look waaay sexier!! I'm not trying to be rude...I'm trying to help. I love your attitude btw! ;)
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I tried to reply to your message and it said "This user has blocked you."
KittehSayzRAWR 0
Yo.
anorexicbarbie 8
sent you a message :)
stephanie0613 0
If she feel's comfortable with her body why would she have to put someting on, now i doubt you'd be saying that if she was skinny.
eclipse413 0
k
eclipse413 0
hi message me I have what you need
eclipse413 0
chubby cake message me :)
A_Khalifa 0
96, FYI it's not normal for a boyfriend to call his girlfriend and say, "I have another girl sleeping at my house". The project thing, bogus excuse. Like someone else said there's always a motive, although nothing sexual might happen during those nights, it can still be an event that triggered brewing feelings
treehugger121 0
112 you just need to calm down! And actually 158 I've seen many people ( minus guys telling them that they ae hot) tell girls with pictures where they are exposing more of themselves than is necisary to put something on or to change their picture. Just because she's 'chubby' doesn't make it ok for her to dress as such. It doesn't make the picture any less the inappropriate. So stop making assumptions about Barbie. That being said, I am glad you like your body and I do think you look nice, but I also think you'll look nice in clothes too.
BadasS14 0
piece?
IScreamRawr 4
They will be doing more then the project.
gibby1235 6
thanks for pointing that out because nobody else got it.
primadonna9396 16
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Not necessarily... OP, YDI for being a jealous, possessive bitch.
lemontreee 11
Just because you don't like the idea of some girl sleeping at your boyfriend's house doesn't mean you're a possessive bitch.
Jewelofagal 2
That's a creative excuse! Still, it means you no longer have a boyfriend.
supernice 0
yea to label cheating as bad is so ignant. people cheat so you should just get used to it and sense so many people cheat it is not morally wrong. (sarcasm)
omfgfmlife 0
boys and girls can JUST be friends idk why you think they cant, girls stay at my house all the time and i dont do anything with them because i have a gf.. telling someone to dump a guy just because he has a girl stay over is just idiotic unless your absolutely sure they did something
yojo62 5
She was being sexist by saying only guys would do it while there's a big handful of girls who would do the same thing. Girls expect guys to trust them with other guys alone yet girls never would trust guys with other girls alone.
perdix 31
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You don't trust him? He ought to dump you. Why would he have told you this if he planned to screw around with her?
st0815 9
As a precaution in case she finds out about her being in his house. Not saying that has to be the reason, but it's a possibility.
nycy 0
where is the funny comment perdix??
xgetxbentx 13
to make her think he wasn't going to screw around with this other girl. clearly it didn't work though.
Delshy 0
that's the whole point of him telling her, so she doesn't think anything of it, crafty it is.
Solano2580 24
How do you know that he wasn't going to? He should have at least given his project partner a call and said in front of his girlfriend that he had one, maybe the partner would try to do something to him.
Erindub 0
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Sleep with his dad or brother or both
underaegis 0
or she could be ok with it and go for a threesome
cuddlekitty66 0
Yes! I would. Payback. And/or best friends.
MissErikaHart 0
176. noo, that's nasty. get payback in a different way.
Bloodberry 0
she would just prove herself to be worse aka ****
laurenarnold 6
Nasty
emmyers 0
lol you should spend the night too and sit between them the whole time
Chaosshadowzero 15
i was thinking the same thing
Stunsz 0
Its not like hes sleeping with her if he hasn't cheated on you before dont assume now.
burninfate 0
u have a pic of spongebob high anything you say is a joke
Mehness 0
Chances are they're not even doing a "project." smh
deafeningsilence 8
agreed.
deafeningsilence 8
agreed.
legonut6 0
What would there be to worry about???