Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to skip school with him. His mom came home early. I had to hide in his closet and wait 6 hours for her to go to her book club meeting. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I was staying over at a friend's house for the weekend. Some girl he knows invited us over to watch a movie. She spent the whole time ignoring the movie and clinging to him, trying to get him to stay, and completely ignoring the fact that I was there and that he was basically my ride. I felt like walking home. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
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Top comments
Jewelofagal 2
That's a creative excuse! Still, it means you no longer have a boyfriend.
IScreamRawr 4
They will be doing more then the project.
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Comments (130)
Bartimaeus 7
Stop being so paranoid. I'm pretty sure if he TOLD you this then he obviously isn't going to do anything bad. He seems like a nice guy you can trust. Don't dump him over this like a psycho b!tch. He actually cares about you enough to tell you these things. Don't make assumptions. Because when you assume things, you make an ASS out of U and ME. Hehe... get it...?...no?...whatever... :D
Doortje 30
One word: So?
Zacham 5
lol at #8
gibby1235 6
why didn't you just reply to 8 instead of posting it lower. I'm sorry but your comment is a waste of space.
mandapanda27 5
Just because he told her ahead of time, doesn't mean anything. I had an ex that would do the same thing. They were just "friends" and "nothing happened". Then you feel like stupid when you trust everyword before catching them "hanging out", only they forgot their clothes and about me. If the OP feels that something is off about this, she needs to go w/ that instict.
allmidnighteyes 11
Oh, because that fact that you've had a bad experience makes what happened to you universally applicable for every situation remotely similar to that. OP's boyfriend and classmate are obviously working on a film project. A naked film project. With midgets.
FantasticFin 0
it won't nessasarrily (nesseserily?) happen again but it could and you don't have to be suck a jerk to this girl ! she was just giving her opinion! which, bee tee dub, was going to be my advice too! 'trust your gut instinct'
perfect_jenny 0
love your answer! totally agree always follow that gut feeling, its always right
KattAlex 4
Ok, it is just for a school project so don't worry too much. Though if you are really paranoid because he has a history go to a payphone or something and call his cell. Then, figure it out from there because I don't do this shit.
dynky 3
so? ever tried trust?
jakii_ 0
like you.
aback 5
Uh huh.
gibby1235 6
nice
Sigil 11
This is what you do. Be totally cool with it. then later go to a bar and get "wasted." You should never drink and drive so have some guy you are attracted to give you a ride home in your car. He then has to stay over, because it's late and he shouldn't have to pay for a taxi home..