Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML
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bt2breakskn 0
not much of a boyfriend.... drop his ass.
Freeze_fml 17
He had to walk. Right?
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heyjenn 0
bummer!
skittle68 0
Time for a new bf...
Freeze_fml 17
You think so, #6?
selenagirl_fml 0
he was being polite!
selenagirl_fml 0
was your dog eating pie?
NotYourOrdinary7 6
-_- Get rid of him.
mfmylifesrsly 30
OP I hope you dumped him. otherwise the next 'fml moment' you have I'll say YDI
beastmcbeastly 0
D-U-M-P dumped dumped dumped
soccerpringles 0
I say you find his car and pull a Carrie Underwood on his ass ;D
Kartor 6
BUUUUURN!
amc813 0
What an ass, definately time for a new boyfriend
sosadrightnow 4
I wish people commented normally instead of just replying to number 1. That'd be nice.
mattman1994 0
^^^^ fail X2
karlita22 0
wow what an ass !! you need a new boyfriend with a better car hahaha !! lol fyl
quent10 0
even though you just did it 32? fail.... but its funny because you bf made you walk so he could give a total stranger a ride
godofcyanide 8
32 - Remove that stick from your ass, kthxbai. @ OP - I originally said FYL, but, upon further reflection, YDI. The correct play: don't get out, make him drive you home, and THEN dump his ass. You F'd your own L the second you agreed to step out of the car for the other girl.
sosadrightnow 4
#36 That's the only way I could get the people who do this to pay attention.
XxDevilxXGt 26
the thing is no one cares, and fml would be boring and harder to follow comments if everyone had a seperate post. much better this way, trust me, go with the system, and don't ask any questions, it's good for you :)
sosadrightnow 4
#47 I care and I know others do, too. How would it be harder? It would be a thousand times simpler and less annoying.
Freeze_fml 17
"the thing is no one cares" Hurr durr that's why we're having this discussion, right? "fml would be boring and harder to follow comments if everyone had a seperate post" lolwat? It would be the same except people would actually reply for, you know, replying? Strange new concept! "much better this way, trust me, go with the system, and don't ask any questions, it's good for you :)" The "system" is that you use the reply button for replying. Not, "Ooh! Let's throw my comment up here! I'm so clever." I'm guessing you're new, too. The mods used to moderate thread-jackers but they stopped doing it.
sosadrightnow 4
#53 I love you :D
mattman1994 0
I dont
cookiemonster17 0
ur a dummy 39 she wasn't sitting in the car they were out for lunch and as they were leaving a chick came up to them dhhuurrr
zach55 0
**** SALT
megamandude455 10
32 you just commented on 1. fail
vballerlover07 0
fake
skroal 7
YDI for driving with your boyfriend around town in his car. To your surprise he took you out to lunch. As you were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car.. Guess who had to walk!
Shivermeshamrock 0
But Matt... Everybody needs some love... :'(
number0 8
YDI for being in a town.
_TONGAN_ 5
#86-your gay for postage comments like that on every FML you read!!!
benny2465 0
WTF girls have to stop thinking well do everything for them, oh no you had to walk, he took you to lunch, quit bitchin
skroal 7
109 - I can't understand you.
Cinn_fml 23
skroal, I think he meant 'posting' instead of 'postage'.
Nylecroc 0
86 - You have a firm grasp of the obvious.
The_grumpy_bear 0
Your bf better start treating you right or someone else will. He sounds very immature. You don't need that.
keetlover 0
lilojfhkhxvjbcdtuhcxr
howitsdone 0
He was just being kind to a stranger
OopsieDaisies 0
Dump the ungrateful sucker
KiddNYC1O 22
liar, liar pants on fire
letmeinplease 0
9 and 133- Are you mental? It is not a symptom of 'kindness' to ditch your other half for some random stranger- especially one who may well just be hitting on him. It's kind to suggest a bus route or give them a taxi number. Girls aren't dainty little things who need rescuing any more.
Hazzabro 0
lol he needs a bigger car !
wiggz1990 0
skroal am gonna shoot u in the face
SoundnVasion 0
ydi for possibly being fat and unattractive causing your boyfriend to pick up a thinner attractive chick.
heyred 11
Are you obtuse? He just dumped her! There is no bf to dump!
ThePaperDragon 31
That would be VERY nice. One can only dream...
Pokkyun 0
@32, isnt that what your doing right now? XD
digitalcadenza 7
u stole the words right out of my mouth :)
BallinJ 0
ydi for not letn her sit on ur lap and dry hump u then proceed to have wild lesbian sex while ur bf watches and strokes himself.
skroal 7
153 - Ok am watch out for it.
UHGG 0
wait...so who had to walk?
swifft_fml 0
39 looks like a pedophile
melainie 0
#39, you are so fukin right about that!
jennniferlea 4
skroal, your my hero
joooeee 3
skroal, he said he was gonna shoot you in the face. thts a threat so have him arrested. that would be an even better way of trolling
Anonymous123100 7
whoa! say whhhaaaa?? time for a new boyfriend is right!
liljeron 0
wow... get some
MsBrainDamage 0
Benny, you are a complete jackass. I'm guessing you never had a girlfriend. Well when you're in a committed relationship, you don't ditch your gf during a date and force them to walk home, all for another chick!!! If you did, you'd get your sad ass kicked to the curb for ******* good! OP, I really hope you break up with this douche, otherwise you're a real idiot!
endawmyke 0
I hope op's bf dies
TurboTalon 0
I'm pretty sure that was his way of dumping her.
carolinacrown 0
What a little ******.
xxroseyxx 0
haha I looove your picture! so funny! anyhoo... that sucks! who's boyfriend does that? waaait he's not your boyfriend anymore right?? sheesh
kyliebear 15
I hate this. FML to you OP, he was definitely interested in giving that girl a ride over his girlfriend. Awkward moment when he comes home. But sorry? FML isn't a guessing game..
sosadrightnow 4
I call bullshit
eggjuggler 0
I agree. If there is any possible truth to this, then I'd say consider it over. Your bf just bought you lunch and then dumped you. Go get some Ben & Jerry's.
Freeze_fml 17
He had to walk. Right?
Zappyyy 2
**** u freeze. get hacked
Freeze_fml 17
Your face.
illmatic2 16
I'm guessing the girl had to walk.
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
5 there are 2 girls lol. but maybe op shouldn't mooch rides off her bf and get her own car so when he asks for a ride take him somewhere far far away and leave him there so he has to walk home then when he gets back dump him
selenagirl_fml 0
he knows there are two girls, he meant the little girl. Since op wrote:"guess who had to walk!" we all know op walked but he was trying to make fun of it. He completed his goal of making some people laugh.
unmadebed 0
Why would you allow him to choose her over you? I don't believe this one.
MsBrainDamage 0
unmadebed - You so cute
iHeavenz 0
This is either fake or the other girl is hot like fire. Well, if it's real, I'd say dump him. Who the hell chooses some random stranger or some other girl to ride with instead of your own girlfriend? He's pretty much of a aye-hole. You should ride with another stranger next time you hang out with him when your in the middle of your date. :
johnnydudeman 0
You know that'd be pronounced I-hole right? like aye aye matey
iHeavenz 0
@ Johnny: That's the best thing about the internet. You get to type/talk like an idiot. [:
Emotasticc 0
I don't like this FML. D:<
bt2breakskn 0
not much of a boyfriend.... drop his ass.
alezmbgt 0
ydi for having a boyfriend with a car
Hiimhaileypotter 53
...what?
Amanyyyyyy 29
I don't know why this comment made me laugh so hard xD
I_have_no_clue 0
It was probably his real girlfriend.