Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to cover his share of the rent because he didn't work during the week, saying business has been slow. I checked and found out he called in sick four times. He wanted to stay home and watch online gaming matches. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend begged me to spend an extra night at his house. I agreed, cancelled my Uber, and arranged for my pets to be cared for, since I wasn't coming home. Five minutes later, he decided that he had to work tonight instead. Then he got angry at me for leaving. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend only asks me to come spend the night when he needs me to wake him up in the morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of not coming home at all last week. The truth is, I was up and gone to work before him every morning, and I was home after he went to bed. He didn’t even bother talking to me or asking where I was last week, we both work 24/7 on-call jobs, and he knows this happens sometimes. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he needed to reconsider coming to see me for financial reasons. I'm the one paying for the airfare, giving him a place to stay, and covering his expenses while he's here. FML
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Top comments
Ajjas013 6
It's probably the time of the month for him too.
Jewelofagal 2
Red relationship flag for you......
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Ajjas013 6
It's probably the time of the month for him too.
omfgItzme 0
not his fault he probaly didn't want blood all over him?
fuzz97 23
or maybe he didn't want to put up with a cramping, hormonal, bitchy girl for the whole night.
lilubird 0
man, your girl must feel REAL lucky to have you. if you even have a girl *yikes*
repyourcliche 0
looks like she's in... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation. YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH.
trizzieb 0
You completely deserve it because you bleed. **** His Life. I don't blame him. instead of bitching at him, your bitching on Fml. Great job getting out while you could man!
ohmygeezz 0
ohmy hahaha next time you should hook up with guys that aren't too scared to take you home to get some!
trizzieb 0
Some lucky guy will atleast get a BJ out of the deal if she'll stop bitching long enough.
tehantone 0
stupid comment
totes_sucks 0
49: That made me laugh so hard I choked on my drink. Thank you, and God bless Horatio.
TheTruth1428 0
or maybe he's just an arrogant ass using the OP for sex, not a relationship. FYL for what happened, but you probably deserve it too. If the relationship sucks so much that he only wants to be with you for sex and isn't around any other time, you probably are in a relationship based on sex only and gave it up right away.
alexisthename 0
#49 : CSI Miami would be nothing without one of David Caruso's dramatic readings! #106 : I read your comment too quickly and almost thought you wrote "choke on my dick." I was like, woah, now THAT'S multi-tasking!
kad11111 0
booty call!
skyshark 0
I think that might be a strong hint that he's only going out with you for the sex.
fruityrainbow86 0
totally agree with #2 and #3!!
thrice324 0
Well probably, but it could also be the fact the he doesn't want to be raged at every 5 minutes. Some girls are HUGE bitches during that time of month and even though it's understandable I still wouldn't want to be around them if possible. And of course some girls that read this may think i'm an asshole for not putting up with it, but whatever, there are things that us guys do that women refuse to put up with.
IDOLGIRL 0
if she had to tell him she had her period, she must not be that bad...otherwise he would have known it was that time of month and hidden somewhere until her hormones leveled off.
omfgItzme 0
agreed I dumped my ex cuz the only time he wanted to hangout was wen it invoked condoms but yea u shud n lyk"since wen do u work "
rambles 0
exactly...find a new boyfriend...seriously!!
jillz 0
skyshark is correct On a side note: this made me think of this old phrase I read somewhere -> "Never trust anything that can bleed for 7 days and not die." lol, corny, I know
Aggriken 0
or maybe he just doesn't want to get bitched at.
Eddie_Paints 0
It's not a big deal,just get a Mouth Hug and be happy!!
Jewelofagal 2
Red relationship flag for you......
IDOLGIRL 0
definite red flag-dump him! he is only after sex, and if he can't stand to have you there when you have your period, just how far do you really think this relationship will be able to go? say you got married-would you be expected to check into a hotel one week out of the month? he is an immature asshat-dump him!!
Averizzle 0
Only after sex? 50% of relationships rely on a strong sexual relationship :D
IDOLGIRL 0
if sex is the main reason two people are together, the relationship is doomed. think about it-50% of relationships are based on sex, and 50% of marriages end in divorce. 'nuff said.
daniel1_1 13
the other 50% end In death...
IDOLGIRL 0
lol- the luckier 50%
IDOLGIRL 0
all the same, a relationship based on sex is doomed
jillz 0
I agree with idolgirl. A relationship based on sex is doomed. Since we all die though, I guess every relationship is doomed. Bound to end sometime. Kidding about that last bit!
Totenglocke 0
YDI for dating a douche.
iamghostbad 0
I would dump his ass. that's effed up.
IDOLGIRL 0
just be sure to bleed all over his sheets before you walk out on his sorry ass
guntherisawesome 0
break up with the ********
roaminginsomniac 0
He shouldn't be your boyfriend, he should be you EX-boyfriend. Duhh...Didn't you understand that??? All he is after is sex with you.
mrbuddy 0
Then why are you dating him? No job? No red wings?
Ajjas013 6
Sounds like a commercial for Red Bull.
chasin_butterfli 0
A douche bag without a job? Time for him to hit the bricks. See ya, wouldn't want to be ya!
skyshark 0
or just use him for the sex too, it's a win win situation
Ajjas013 6
What, no deepthroat choking?
Ajjas013 6
...It's alright. Ajjas means tortilla in Egyptian. That's gift enough :)