Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to skip school with him. His mom came home early. I had to hide in his closet and wait 6 hours for her to go to her book club meeting. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I was staying over at a friend's house for the weekend. Some girl he knows invited us over to watch a movie. She spent the whole time ignoring the movie and clinging to him, trying to get him to stay, and completely ignoring the fact that I was there and that he was basically my ride. I felt like walking home. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
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Top comments
Jewelofagal 2
That's a creative excuse! Still, it means you no longer have a boyfriend.
IScreamRawr 4
They will be doing more then the project.
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Comments (130)
TheDrifter 24
My only question is "did that line work?". if not I've gotta cross it off my list of excuses in waiting.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Girlfriends are notorious ****-blockers.
garza559 0
good excuse! education first!
amayaa_fml 7
skuhskuhSKETCHY!
denvan 0
Hope it's not an anatomy project
cufaoil 11
I was thinking the same... or a project on reproduction.... at the end of the day it boils down to what is acceptable in the relationship... in past relationships, I have stayed with female friends with whom I have even shared a bed with said friend (no exchanging of bodily fluids, I might add) and it not cause an issue.... if one party has an issue with it, it should be talked about calmly and rationally it would have been better on the boyfriend's part to ask if OP was uncomfortable with the idea rather than informing her of the decision made, but, if that is an example of the dynamic of the relationship, OP may want to consider finding herself a partner more considerate of her feelings
Anamenmoment344 0
Love, today you made a post about your boyfriend, but another time today you made a post about you spray painting just got married on your car. I'm confused.
roydawgg 3
ydi for cockblocking
Griggy 0
He told you about the whole situation. Pull the stick out your ass and trust him.
crobcrob 1
you may be over reacting!
upyoursmo 0
omg dump him