Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML
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Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to skip school with him. His mom came home early. I had to hide in his closet and wait 6 hours for her to go to her book club meeting. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I was staying over at a friend's house for the weekend. Some girl he knows invited us over to watch a movie. She spent the whole time ignoring the movie and clinging to him, trying to get him to stay, and completely ignoring the fact that I was there and that he was basically my ride. I felt like walking home. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
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Top comments
Jewelofagal 2
That's a creative excuse! Still, it means you no longer have a boyfriend.
IScreamRawr 4
They will be doing more then the project.
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Comments (130)
perdix 31
CTFD #23, goldiefox, you're two tents!
THEmuffinpan 0
School project or no, what reason in the WORLD could there be for another girl that isn't OP to stay at his house overnight? what's wrong with things like public transit? or getting a ride from your mum or something? Sheesh. Sounds fishy to me...
THEmuffinpan 0
It would certainly make ME uncomfortable if my lady had another guy sleeping at her house.
Proudmary 2
Dear god, I've slept at my guyfriend's places a million times. If I knew there was a paranoid girlfriend like you ready to chop their heads off for it, I would have given the poor boys some pity sex.
celticstorm 3
wowww.... not nice.
Xephyr 1
Just sleep over there too to keep am eye on him. Or join in on the action
imcutefml 0
bow chika wow wow
LemonStarship 5
I just think someones jealous. You should trust your bf. If you don't you shouldn't be with him in the first place.
PinkRoseLove 0
hate to tell you this but a similar thing happened to me with my (then) boyfriend and i trusted him. He cheated on me. now he is my Ex. be very very cautious
Daederoth 10
I 100% guarentee he is planing on fooling around with her. How do I know? i've been thay guy. Except my girlfriend at the time beat my and told me no fin' way.
cocainewhore 30
You asshole.
evilcartman 0
haha if you believe that, you deserve all the pain that goes with your pathetic relationship.
SMD_emilyy 1
Awhhhh, OP. He's a prick D;