Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML
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Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to skip school with him. His mom came home early. I had to hide in his closet and wait 6 hours for her to go to her book club meeting. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I was staying over at a friend's house for the weekend. Some girl he knows invited us over to watch a movie. She spent the whole time ignoring the movie and clinging to him, trying to get him to stay, and completely ignoring the fact that I was there and that he was basically my ride. I felt like walking home. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
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Top comments
Jewelofagal 2
That's a creative excuse! Still, it means you no longer have a boyfriend.
IScreamRawr 4
They will be doing more then the project.
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Comments (130)
X_Death_Note_X 8
wow. that is the worst. jeez same thing happened to me. i almost lost him. but we stayed together and then he broke up with me 3months later. So if he does do something stupid dont sweat it, you can find someone better! :) and he will regret loosing you.(if thats what happens) ^^
MissErikaHart 0
what do they need a bed for??
gingermaria10 0
I dumped my ex's ass for doin some shit like that! it's so gay the excuses ****** guys make up.
fakkumairaifu 14
Leave him and start sleeping over with a guy who deserves you. But slash his tires first.
trueblue42 4
um.....
WeTheLiving 4
Come on! what happened to trust in a relationship?? i'm not saying he might not be cheating but give him the benefit the doubt... and if he is, end it and move on
wtfsnickers 1
go over for a threesome then
ravenmccoy 0
if you didn't break up with him you're an idiot. I mean this in the most loving way.
Con3030 0
I would tell him were braking up if she sleeps over
TheEndersGame 0
lol, I love the logic of "She's carpooling with me, so of course she'll have to sleep over at my house in order for that carpool to work... I mean what?"