Keeping it in the family
Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair… with her cousin. FML
Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair… with her cousin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the truth about my parents’ divorce and why our family is so distant. Turns out my dad had an affair with not one, but two of my mom’s sisters. And that my youngest cousin is also my half-sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML
Today, I found out that my uncle, who is still married to my aunt, is trying to seduce my mom. FML
Today, I just found out that my mom is cheating on my dad. I went to give my dad the evidence I'd gathered, and he just said he knew, and that he’s cheating on her. FML
Today, I found out my mom is sleeping with my boss. My dad doesn’t know yet. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
Today, I discovered that the "hot, slutty, woman" my roommate has been dating is my mom. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
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Ruff_fml 3
Incest: The game the whole family can play.
Jessi_the_sexii 0
incest.. ew
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alexarose 0
does that count as incest? or is incest just with your siblings?
xjerseyedge 0
is she from alabama??? oh and a good song for family gatherings would be W.T.P by eminem! if you never heard it listen to it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bean_dip21 0
i live in texas and ive never seen anyone do this! o.o
loski87 4
I knew you lived in the south the second I read this op
Order66 0
Cue 'Dueling Banjos'. And OP must be from West Texas. The civilized areas of the great state are not infested with family trees that cross-over. though we do get 'immigrants' from the deep south...
popemichael 9
My mother had an affair with her cousin too about 10 years ago. It turned out pretty okay. In the end she realized that the grass is NOT greener on the other side and left him to try to go back to my stepfather. My stepfather was reluctant at first to take her back but, like an idiot Christian he is, said that he should since the bible says he should. They've been miserable ever since. The moral of the story? Don't take back incestuous cheaters because you may be miserable for the rest of your life. Not only is the trust gone but every time they **** he must realize who's also been in there. Plus he should be afraid that she'd do it again. Once a cheater always a cheater /cool story bro
BadKitty13 28
OH THIS IS WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS...... EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !!
manda_baby_rawr 4
.......op.......I feel your pain.......only my version is different but with somewhat the same concept. >.<
irishleaf 0
are you from Kentucky?
mmmrabies 0
Lol, Goodone!