Keeping it in the family
Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair… with her cousin. FML
Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair… with her cousin. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the truth about my parents’ divorce and why our family is so distant. Turns out my dad had an affair with not one, but two of my mom’s sisters. And that my youngest cousin is also my half-sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML
Today, I found out that my uncle, who is still married to my aunt, is trying to seduce my mom. FML
Today, I just found out that my mom is cheating on my dad. I went to give my dad the evidence I'd gathered, and he just said he knew, and that he’s cheating on her. FML
Today, I found out my mom is sleeping with my boss. My dad doesn’t know yet. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
Today, I discovered that the "hot, slutty, woman" my roommate has been dating is my mom. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
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Top comments
Ruff_fml 3
Incest: The game the whole family can play.
Jessi_the_sexii 0
incest.. ew
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Comments (255)
selenagirl_fml 0
old person
natas_fml 13
orangutan poop
BrittanyBamWooo 0
How are there so many YDI's. ?????
BrittanyBamWooo 0
*why
foxy1222 0
what's with people and their cousins what being related by marriage turns them on???
Pull_My_Hair 0
Woahh sick, i feel so sorry for you. You must live in one of those white trash trailer parks and everyone sleeps with their family. Your in my prayers...
Sports_girl4life 0
my uncle married his first cousin, then they split up cause they realized it was nasty.. haha
MyLifeIsGreat_ha 0
Overy punch
mR_StAtiiC 0
Ydi for not bring part of the family fun. :)
BubbaCatLove 0
I hate every single one of you f***s that asked if the OP was from Alabama.
Freeze_fml 17
Are you from Alabama? :D
BubbaCatLove 0
Yes, I am from Alabama #156, and I'm proud of that. I say please and thank you, sir and ma'am, and I always hold the door open, even if it's (God forbid) a gang-banger. It may be legal to marry your second cousin here, but it is certainly not normal. We, being southerners, are polite, genuine, and have a large amount of hospitality. Rednecks are up North as well as in the South, so I hope you remember that next time you make a crack about the -shudders.- "Cofederate" flag. (For the record, I absolutely hate the confederate flag. I think it's redneck.) But that concludes my little rant of all things Southern. Hahahahaaa,, xD
Freeze_fml 17
I'm from Texas, so I think I'm a bit more southern than you. Geographically speaking, of course. I've never seen any form of incest here, albeit legal to marry your cousin.