Keeping it in the family
Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair… with her cousin. FML
Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair… with her cousin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the truth about my parents’ divorce and why our family is so distant. Turns out my dad had an affair with not one, but two of my mom’s sisters. And that my youngest cousin is also my half-sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML
Today, I found out that my uncle, who is still married to my aunt, is trying to seduce my mom. FML
Today, I just found out that my mom is cheating on my dad. I went to give my dad the evidence I'd gathered, and he just said he knew, and that he’s cheating on her. FML
Today, I found out my mom is sleeping with my boss. My dad doesn’t know yet. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
Today, I discovered that the "hot, slutty, woman" my roommate has been dating is my mom. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
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Top comments
Ruff_fml 3
Incest: The game the whole family can play.
Jessi_the_sexii 0
incest.. ew
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Comments (255)
thew_fml 14
you people are all ignorant. in many cultures cousins are preferred marriage partners. In many others it is no big deal. Unless there are dangerous recessive genes in your family it is not harmful.
Sanura 0
First of all, I doubt that this has anything to do with the woman's culture. And second, It's an AFFAIR. Regardless of whether incest is a part of her "culture" or not, I'm sure sleeping around isn't.
thew_fml 14
i agree the affair is a problem. i was referring to everyone harping on the "incest" - of course if a culture accepts it it isn't incest for instance in eastern european jews, cousin marriage was quite common, so it isn't only exotic cultures that do it.
navywife_carrie 0
Maybe that's how you came about lol!
rawrineedcandy 0
#17 I live in Texas and I have never seen this happen well only to white people!!
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for having a mom. YDI for failing to seduce her yourself.
cidrog 0
you must live in good ol honky tonk hillbilly land ;)
szlafarski 0
YDI for being from Texas.
unmadebed 0
aw dude gross gross gross!
andreffff 0
Incest is best... as any mother effer knows
kev_213 0
you might be a redneck if...
zackkmann21 0
woah!