Drew
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Keeping it in the family
Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair… with her cousin. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
jerry Jerry Jerry
All in the family
Today, I found out the truth about my parents’ divorce and why our family is so distant. Turns out my dad had an affair with not one, but two of my mom’s sisters. And that my youngest cousin is also my half-sister. FML
iwannagointothewoods
Victoria, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Double betrayal
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML
Anonymous
Graham, United States
Family matters
Today, I found out that my uncle, who is still married to my aunt, is trying to seduce my mom. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Happy families
Today, I just found out that my mom is cheating on my dad. I went to give my dad the evidence I'd gathered, and he just said he knew, and that he’s cheating on her. FML
bioloss
New York, United States 🌶️ Spicy
To snitch or not to snitch
Today, I found out my mom is sleeping with my boss. My dad doesn’t know yet. FML
jellybean_94
Canada
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Anonymous
All in the family
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Anonymous
It's my own cheating heart that makes me cry
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
ShouldICallYouDaddy
Grantham, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Small world
Today, I discovered that the "hot, slutty, woman" my roommate has been dating is my mom. FML
lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Top comments
Ruff_fml 3
Incest: The game the whole family can play.
Jessi_the_sexii 0
incest.. ew
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Comments (255)
Casuality 6
You should /so/ go on Jerry Springer. o_O Just kidding,but yeah it would of made a good show.;)
ugwmii 0
how is it a fml 4 u?
Arsenic_Cupcake 0
/And/ you live in Texas?! Priceless...
Sargon_of_Akkad 0
*Puts cigar in mouth and becomes Will Smith* "Now that's what I call a close encounter"
zimbu1983 0
family that plays together stays together right? ah well.. if ya can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family *hears some stereotypical banjo playing in the background*
Miikaylaa 0
you're from Texas, what do you expect?
thuglife11 0
hahah instead of kinky you should change your name to incest
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Ew. Gross. xP My soul just puked. X&
angrynegro7 16
If your family tree goes up in a straight line... you might be a redneck. OP, is it safe to say your dad made another man squeal like a pig? =P
xNephilim 19
Technically, having sexual intercourse with a cousin isn't considered incest. Apparantly, you're not related enough for that. It's still rather nasty, though.