Keeping it in the family
Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair… with her cousin. FML
Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair… with her cousin. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the truth about my parents’ divorce and why our family is so distant. Turns out my dad had an affair with not one, but two of my mom’s sisters. And that my youngest cousin is also my half-sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML
Today, I found out that my uncle, who is still married to my aunt, is trying to seduce my mom. FML
Today, I just found out that my mom is cheating on my dad. I went to give my dad the evidence I'd gathered, and he just said he knew, and that he’s cheating on her. FML
Today, I found out my mom is sleeping with my boss. My dad doesn’t know yet. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
Today, I discovered that the "hot, slutty, woman" my roommate has been dating is my mom. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
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Top comments
Ruff_fml 3
Incest: The game the whole family can play.
Jessi_the_sexii 0
incest.. ew
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Comments (255)
perdix 31
Thanks, OP, you could have helped out a lot of us Texans by saying you were from Louisiana or Arkansas. Or maybe I am just bitter that none of my cousins are hawt!
I_have_no_clue 0
Everything is bigger in Texas, including incest!
mpclaw 3
and you are in...... Arkansas?
CallMeHush 1
God Bless Texas! Sure wasn't my first guess.
KarateDuck 0
that's Texas for you D:
adotstud 0
are you in west Virginia??? that's hillbilly shit.
shoneejay 0
WTF! Are u serious. please get her some help!
puttly123 0
aaaahh scary
Jonathanaw 0
14 gets with her friends families! :)
selenagirl_fml 0
STFU no I don't.
puttly123 0
that's just terrible