Keeping it in the family
Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair… with her cousin. FML
Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair… with her cousin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the truth about my parents’ divorce and why our family is so distant. Turns out my dad had an affair with not one, but two of my mom’s sisters. And that my youngest cousin is also my half-sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML
Today, I found out that my uncle, who is still married to my aunt, is trying to seduce my mom. FML
Today, I just found out that my mom is cheating on my dad. I went to give my dad the evidence I'd gathered, and he just said he knew, and that he’s cheating on her. FML
Today, I found out my mom is sleeping with my boss. My dad doesn’t know yet. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
Today, I discovered that the "hot, slutty, woman" my roommate has been dating is my mom. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
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Top comments
Ruff_fml 3
Incest: The game the whole family can play.
Jessi_the_sexii 0
incest.. ew
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Comments (255)
RockstarChickxD 1
That's jux fckin gross! I hate that families do that shit to each other!
bh0p 0
wasn't there something on Maury where a brother and sister were madly in love?
StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0
good one
joemk2012 0
Gramma must be pleased
freshx_fml 6
embaressed with in 77 when you got caught ******* your cousin
fuzzywazzy012 0
I couldnt have said it better myself
JokeMeister 0
Bummer.
zulu500 1
I know this girl who's mom did it with her cousin...they had my friend...usually their children have some type of problem...6 toes w/e but she doesn't she is normal and usually they are supposed to be kind of dumb...this girl is really smart...I asked her mom and she said it was true...I was shocked...
thew_fml 14
there are only bad effects if the family has recessive traits that come out because both parents have the trait.
SoulessRed 0
HA ur moms a hick!
xxjimmyboixx 0
REDNECK!!!