Keeping it in the family

All in the family

Today, I found out the truth about my parents’ divorce and why our family is so distant. Turns out my dad had an affair with not one, but two of my mom’s sisters. And that my youngest cousin is also my half-sister. FML

Double betrayal

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML

Family matters

Today, I found out that my uncle, who is still married to my aunt, is trying to seduce my mom. FML

Happy families

Today, I just found out that my mom is cheating on my dad. I went to give my dad the evidence I'd gathered, and he just said he knew, and that he’s cheating on her. FML

To snitch or not to snitch

Today, I found out my mom is sleeping with my boss. My dad doesn’t know yet. FML

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

All in the family

Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML

It's my own cheating heart that makes me cry

Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML

Small world

Today, I discovered that the "hot, slutty, woman" my roommate has been dating is my mom. FML

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML