Keeping it in the family
Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair… with her cousin. FML
Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair… with her cousin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the truth about my parents’ divorce and why our family is so distant. Turns out my dad had an affair with not one, but two of my mom’s sisters. And that my youngest cousin is also my half-sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML
Today, I found out that my uncle, who is still married to my aunt, is trying to seduce my mom. FML
Today, I just found out that my mom is cheating on my dad. I went to give my dad the evidence I'd gathered, and he just said he knew, and that he’s cheating on her. FML
Today, I found out my mom is sleeping with my boss. My dad doesn’t know yet. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
Today, I discovered that the "hot, slutty, woman" my roommate has been dating is my mom. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
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Top comments
Ruff_fml 3
Incest: The game the whole family can play.
Jessi_the_sexii 0
incest.. ew
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Comments (255)
hannah1203 2
Are you sure you're not from Alabama..?
treyroxx 0
it makes sense this is happening in Texas. that whole genetic cesspool is made up of cousins with cousins and siblings with siblings
ManaUser 0
I just wanted to point out that doing your cousin is in fact a felony in Texas (unlike pretty much the entire rest of the free world). Not only that, against all logic, it's punished more harshly than real incest with immediate family.
RufusCade 7
I have the hottest cousin and I wouldn't mind having an affair with her. Just so you know...
thuglife11 0
eww thats discusting... thats your cousin!!! its not kentucy >.
fml22221 0
did you ask your mom about it? or her cousin??
arehagen94 0
do you live in arkansas by chance??
KimButtAndProud 0
thats just disturbing... smack some sense into your mom :P ... and the cousin!
PlatanitaFrita 0
Hoe!!!
131313 1
Only in America!! :p lol
xcountryfreak 0
yum