Today, I was really horny after some dirty texts from my boyfriend. Since everyone seemed to be sleeping, I closed my eyes and started to touch myself. I was really close to climaxing when I opened my eyes and made eye contact with my mother staring at me as I was masturbating. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML
Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML
Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML
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Top comments
craigkid 2
a) lock your door b) why was she stareing
SweetestSin 4
awkward
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Comments (128)
perdix 31
It could have been worse; she could have criticized your technique! "No, dear, you're doing it wrong! Circles. . . CIRCLES!"
misha1995 0
I think I love you Perdix :D Your comments are hilarious
HarperGirl 4
so true
wordgirl 0
*giggles*
Rune3345 0
Hahahaha Perdix
Becca_Barakat 0
Never ********** with your eyes closed! and if you do, be aware of the noises around you. like footsteps and doors, ect.
Breezy4sheezy 2
ummm... were u in the living room or something. things like that should be done with a door locked. and you should have heard her walk up anyway. your ears are the most sensitive part of your body whenbu ********** (listening out so u won't get caught)
dabe5tyuhevahadx 0
what did she say?
_l0l__fml 0
About her powerlevel?
LoudAsThunder 0
ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!
Mubus 0
lol @ wow ref
weezybaby22 0
sucks to be you!
chow149 0
lol
BigSky182 0
Why was your Mother in your bed? Or were you beating off in the kitchen?
bethosu77 0
always lock your door. or go to the bathroom!!
Azura94 0
@#34 she said it was almost over 9000
morgauss 0
Tell your mother to **** off if she brings it up, or begins acting different around you. It's not like she doesn't/hasn't done it at one point.