Today, I was really horny after some dirty texts from my boyfriend. Since everyone seemed to be sleeping, I closed my eyes and started to touch myself. I was really close to climaxing when I opened my eyes and made eye contact with my mother staring at me as I was masturbating. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML
Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML
Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML
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Top comments
craigkid 2
a) lock your door b) why was she stareing
SweetestSin 4
awkward
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Comments (128)
GanjAxZermA 0
yup u shoulda locked ur door.. what was ur mom doing there anyways?
Briing_iit_on 0
lol that's why doors have locks on the handles
bms1996 12
not all doors do
maxman32 0
ur moms kreep
LemonMan 0
Is it a chick thing to masterbait with their eyes closed cause I'm pretty sure guys don't do it...unless they want unpridictable cum spewing everywhere......not fun
jaysaysss 0
w
jaysaysss 0
wow some of the comments on here are so dumb its kinda sad
fairies633 8
HA HA HA sucks for u
coolcat33 0
tell her your vaj was itching like crazy and you thought that if u messed with it until it felt like it was on fire u thought it'd make the itching go away..
rideout1993 0
[email protected] add me ;)
onceuponapenis 0
I wish your mom would stare at me while I masturbated...that's when I would say "like what you see?" it can all be yours...if the price is right!