Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he tried to put his hand inside my pants. I didn't want it to be that easy so I denied, but he insisted a lot and I finally let him. He started to sing "We Are The Champions." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, I was trying to take my shirt off. It was an awkward fit, so I had to basically wrestle it for five minutes. The kicker was that I was giving my boyfriend a striptease. He laughed so hard and for so long that we never had sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment. He started coming on to me so I pushed him away and said, "No chance." He said "Well, I'm horny, so I'm gonna take care of it myself. Can you go home now?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML
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Top comments
Ninjaface 0
Wow, your boyfriend found a keeper. You're easy, but provide the illusion of his having accomplished something by getting in his pants! In other words, he had your pussy and ate it too.
JassyJas 2
so do i... oh OP youre bf is FUNNY more of a fhl because his gf doesnt think so
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Comments (101)
blakehilli8 0
I agree with number one
amerrah 4
WIN.
JassyJas 2
so do i... oh OP youre bf is FUNNY more of a fhl because his gf doesnt think so
ChrisofTheK 0
what does "op" mean?
Crystal55621 19
....original poster.....????
maverik5124 6
****** producer of course?
XxSKELETOxX 0
I strongly disagree with number 2
breenarae25 0
where's #1 ?
Xmarshall16X 5
I strongly disagree with number 3.
Ninjaface 0
Wow, your boyfriend found a keeper. You're easy, but provide the illusion of his having accomplished something by getting in his pants! In other words, he had your pussy and ate it too.
GrammarFailure 0
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER.
Ginkle45 1
Boom.. Nice
beastlycass 0
oouch
iaaan 0
you should've sang YMCA right before he put it in. trust me, it's awesome
Vampyro94 0
yea YMCA would have been hilarious
username1012 8
Dude your comment made my day
matineesuxxx 1
ahaha man aha
BrownSugar_fml 5
maybe you should just let him have it next time so he won't sing.... I had respect for you lady, before you opened up your gap
SweetestSin 4
LMAO this is the hilarious, and you labeled yourself Queen in intimacy (sp?) - HA, queen in boredom should be more like it. It would be awesome if my husband did this, my ****** would feel the vibes of the music and dance to the taps of his fingertips
cocobulla1 4
ok then...
Leafhead 0
Hey dumbass, I mean SweetestSin. Her name is just "Queen" after the band who sang the damn song. The in intimacy part is where it is put in the FML sections. -_-
namnams 3
Oh the irony.
Ginkle45 1
You showed her