Today, me and my boyfriend decided to have some fun in my room before my parents got home. My phone started vibrating half-way through, and when I saw my mom's picture, I reflexively answered. It wasn't a phone call. It was a FaceTime. Busted. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were using our Skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML
Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML
Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend text me and told me to do something sexy because she was going to FaceTime me. I eagerly dropped my pants and started stroking it to get ready for her. As soon as I opened her call, she was standing with my wife. I literally got caught with my dick in my hand. FML
Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML
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Mattribute 13
Couldn't you have ignored it completely?
DutchRogue 12
Ydi for actually picking up the phone while getting it on
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creepyclowntown 10
if your were my daughter you wouldn't be able to post this and all fun will be removed from your life until I say so.YDI
Arwen_Evenstar 37
She could be an adult living at home. In which case while I know some people have "under my roof" rules, you can't exactly remove an adult's phone and such.
DArthurVaderian 18
You can if you're paying for it
mikbrooke 25
wouldnt an adult be paying for their own phone?
Googolman 29
75 - Not necessarily. A lot of young adults are still financially dependent on their parents.
cadillacgal79 32
And that is why we turn our phones off before we 'have fun.'
Tthug 34
Because it's much better when your parents walk in on you. If your parents wouldn't appreciate it, don't do it where they can find you/find out. Cause you're just asking to get caught.
1two3four5six 23
but what if OP's mom had been calling to say that they were coming home? then OP could have been walked in on.
airforce987 20
Even if you answered it, not realizing it was FaceTime, all she would have seen would be your ear.
JJ_86 22
She mentioned busted. Maybe she answered with earphones and probably didn't even realize until mom saw what's happening.
Amama_fml 30
Why would she be wearing earphones while getting it on with her boyfriend..?
The_4th_Doctor 13
How much trouble were you in? Maybe a follow-up?
Olliebob1619 13
YDI for picking up when you were having sex...
ihpp 22
I'm not sure if YDI or FYL or both.
JBChristian 47
Both. Does that help?
FroggerForReal 11
That's kinda a YDI. Always check first. I guess next time you'll be more careful
worldclassrager 41
Always silent your phone or turn it off that's usually a rule of thumb
grgnyce 8
YDI for answering during sex. Sorry OP.
morpanda 9
YDI for having sex in the first place.. If your parents don't approve and you're under 18, it's basically your fault for not respectfully listening to what your mother tells you.. It's not the thing of getting caught, but doing it. Don't risk it next time.
Mauskau 36
Maybe OP is respectful and doesn't want to do it whilst their parents are at home?
Alchemist_21 26
Maybe OP is over 18 and home from college for the summer too.
Arwen_Evenstar 37
I think he's saying she should abstain completely. But OP could well be over 18 anyway. Unless you think adults shouldn't have sex until their parents approve?
TheNewGuy03 29
OP: "Hey, Mom, you think it's cool if I, ya know, have sex with my girlfriend?" Mom: "Sure thing, son!" Because this happens in real life...