Today, I was at the mall in the food court, when some guy asked for my number. I turned him down, but I was impressed with how ballsy he was. Without thinking, I said, "I like your balls!" Half the place instantly fell silent. FML
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akaka_fml 14
Hi, I am the OP. Check my profile to see that it is confirmed. Anyways I am not attached right now, he was 15 and I am 18. I didn't like the age difference. Anyways he did turn around and wink at me. Then walked away. You don't have to believe me but here is the truth.
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cynicalsatireman 12
Well rejecting him and telling him you like his balls are two very conflicting actions.
weveallbeenthere 30
that would have been a good opening line if you gave him your number.
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Comments (72)
cynicalsatireman 12
Well rejecting him and telling him you like his balls are two very conflicting actions.
wolfgold2 20
I don't think this was a mistake.
fsxman1 11
You should have just winked and kept you cool ;)
grace31297 14
Now that's just being a tease.
Rinat_fml 26
I can only imagine how confused he must have gotten :s
reneetlovesyou 30
That is very conflicting, but I wonder if terror won out over lust. OP really needs to follow-up.
mz135 12
Wink then lick your lips
Ali_Br_fml 33
And slowly back away, But WATCH OUT for that...brick wall...ouch!
metheonlyb 17
#1: No shit Sherlock!
akaka_fml 14
I'm not quite sure what ur asking me?-op
amisenho 11
It's the same emotion you feel when a guy tells you he doesn't want to date you, but he still wants to have occasional sex with you when he's alone, drunk, and bored.
cynicalsatireman 12
You do realize these comments are humorous.
weveallbeenthere 30
that would have been a good opening line if you gave him your number.
SpicyDuck 22
There was no good way to say that OP, just laugh it off
ihpp 22
id love to know what his response was.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
So you like his balls, but turned him down. How odd.
spatula232 25
Well YDI for not thinking before you speak
IJG2000 16
C'mon man, mercy. Tell me you've never spoken something you regret.
theasian007 11
Yet you won't give him your number XD
Noremac42 8
To the windows to the walls... You know the rest.
Mauskau 36
I've got big balls, you've got big balls.
horneyhic 15
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night
Defalt_fml 14
Of course you do! Who doesn't love balls?
buckstop1 37
Something tells me you like Watch_Dogs
Sebastian2022 22
Then girls ask why guys don't "get them" #MixedMessages