Today, me and my boyfriend decided to have some fun in my room before my parents got home. My phone started vibrating half-way through, and when I saw my mom's picture, I reflexively answered. It wasn't a phone call. It was a FaceTime. Busted. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were using our Skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML
Today, I was with my mom and my boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and my mom excitedly says "You have friends!" As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says "Kidding, it's just me." My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML
Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend text me and told me to do something sexy because she was going to FaceTime me. I eagerly dropped my pants and started stroking it to get ready for her. As soon as I opened her call, she was standing with my wife. I literally got caught with my dick in my hand. FML
Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML
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Top comments
Mattribute 13
Couldn't you have ignored it completely?
DutchRogue 12
Ydi for actually picking up the phone while getting it on
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Comments (57)
AFaye3964 17
Always check before you answer
AcieMcG 21
Hah! I'll have to remember that one when I'm a troll parent
captainobvious10 3
If you answered it like a regular call wasnt your camera pointed at your ear?
kacironi 13
it couldn't have been that good if your phone vibrating was a distraction
Cas88 8
You know what, OP? I had a moment once when I skipped school when I was a kid and answered the door for my father when he came home for lunch. I think everyone has a "WTF was I thinking' moment at least once in their life!
bkbrown01 3
Every time I FaceTime, my phone takes a good minute to connect. Anyone with a brain would realize that! It clearly says "connecting". So OP, you deserve it!
Omniprism 15
Lesson one: don't answer your phone while getting busy. It's also rude to your partner.
Mirakledba 10
she didn't mean to answer guys. READ! It was a reflex.
Debbiek 5
parents spoil fun all.the time
warrik55 6
What a dumb bitch lol